I think I just creamed my jeans

jezzilee

*cun~tastro~phe*
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I have been using my laptop, tablet and phone to browse the net lately because the cord to my hp touchsmart died. It has been over two months. I finally ordered a new one from Amazon two days ago and it came TODAY!!! I am the happiest girl in the whole, USA.

I was unable to do any creative crap while it was down and I felt like part of me was dying.

Happy! Happy! Joy, Joy!

Have you ever been so elated about something as silly as this?
 
I have been using my laptop, tablet and phone to browse the net lately because the cord to my hp touchsmart died. It has been over two months. I finally ordered a new one from Amazon two days ago and it came TODAY!!! I am the happiest girl in the whole, USA.

I was unable to do any creative crap while it was down and I felt like part of me was dying.

Happy! Happy! Joy, Joy!

Have you ever been so elated about something as silly as this?

Yes, it's not silly at all.
 
Ahem, did you say you need hooked up with some cream in your jeans?
 
My mop bucket, squeegee, handle and mops showed up the other day. I was pretty stoked.

Hi Jez.
 
Okay, let's see.....

You've been over two months without something you are "dying over" that you just ordered two days ago.

Uh.....I like you too much and your av is simply too delicious for me to hit this one out of the park, so just post your own punch line. :)
 
Ahem, did you say you need hooked up with some cream in your jeans?

Not sour cream or cream cheese, this is my own special variety...my very own flavor!!

Tech denied is a equivalent to being sex blocked!

This. When I am without the tools of my trade (one of my trades) I get really depressed. I have been so freakin' busty that I just decided I did not need it yet. So a couple days ago, I ordered it, when it came today I realized how much this machine means to me....!

My mop bucket, squeegee, handle and mops showed up the other day. I was pretty stoked.

Hi Jez.

Hiya KS1. Here I thought while reading your post you were going to offer to clean up my mess :rolleyes:

Okay, let's see.....

You've been over two months without something you are "dying over" that you just ordered two days ago.

Uh.....I like you too much and your av is simply too delicious for me to hit this one out of the park, so just post your own punch line. :)

Maybe it was some sort of edging... deprivation leading to the ultimate orgasm... kind of like when I give up orgasms for lent every year.
 
*blushing*

I love to smile and laugh and I adore spreading happiness to others. It's a blessing and a curse all wrapped into one!

Of course. ...and you have wet jeans too, that is bound to make you happy.
 
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