I think I just bought porn shoes.

[J.B.]

So I bought these great shoes yesterday to wear to this thing I have to go to. They’re like a mauve tone with a lovely 4 inch heel. I loved them on sight. When I tried them on and they fit I bought them on the spot. Now I put them on gain to see of the nail polish I just applied matches I realize they kinda look like porn shoes. Not that I mind, I mean I plan to get a pair just for the hell of it later on, but now I’m going to wear these on Saturday and all I’m going to be hearing when I walk is that corny background music… backa backa wow woww oww

 

[Sillyman]

You could mentally re-adjust them until they were B-Grade Horror Heroine Heels if it would make you feel better.