LadyDarkFire
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I think I may have just found a solution to keeping teenagers from being Sexually active without a care for the concequences. Get the teen a prematurely weened puppy at the time that they begin to be sexually active.
1. It's work, alot of work, and pretty much the same schedual as a kid if you time it right.
2. Diapers/Housebreaking, they both take alot of patience and a tolerance for the "ewww" stuff.
3. The teen will be so tired that I'm pretty sure nothing but school and sleep will occupy the mind.
4. It shows what a responsibilty a young life is. That burden is on you, and you have to live up to it, or you're endangering another life.
And why, you might ask, do I discuss this situation at 12:28 am on a Friday morning? It's simple, my soft heart got me a rescue dog. A Pup, who I found on the side of the road. Originally I thought 6 weeks, 5 weeks minimum because of size, but I still kept the pup on formula because that's what he was most comfortable with. Turns out I found myself a Newfoundland mixed with something else. The dog is going to be as big as I am, and weigh as much, so says the vet. Problem is: He's only 4 weeks old. He can't sleep a full night, he needs to go out and get fed at least twice during when a normal human being sleeps, and somehow I got a Morning Pup. *falls over* I love him to bits, I named him Riley, he's cute as a bug, and already has a nickname. Lil Snort. However, I still have 2 godkids, 2 dogs, 4 cats, a full courseload, and a job hunt. THANK GODS I have friends (and a suckers for a family) who agreed to watch Lil Snort when I'm at class, and out walking the other dogs. Now... if I can survive until he starts sleeping through the night...
1. It's work, alot of work, and pretty much the same schedual as a kid if you time it right.
2. Diapers/Housebreaking, they both take alot of patience and a tolerance for the "ewww" stuff.
3. The teen will be so tired that I'm pretty sure nothing but school and sleep will occupy the mind.
4. It shows what a responsibilty a young life is. That burden is on you, and you have to live up to it, or you're endangering another life.
And why, you might ask, do I discuss this situation at 12:28 am on a Friday morning? It's simple, my soft heart got me a rescue dog. A Pup, who I found on the side of the road. Originally I thought 6 weeks, 5 weeks minimum because of size, but I still kept the pup on formula because that's what he was most comfortable with. Turns out I found myself a Newfoundland mixed with something else. The dog is going to be as big as I am, and weigh as much, so says the vet. Problem is: He's only 4 weeks old. He can't sleep a full night, he needs to go out and get fed at least twice during when a normal human being sleeps, and somehow I got a Morning Pup. *falls over* I love him to bits, I named him Riley, he's cute as a bug, and already has a nickname. Lil Snort. However, I still have 2 godkids, 2 dogs, 4 cats, a full courseload, and a job hunt. THANK GODS I have friends (and a suckers for a family) who agreed to watch Lil Snort when I'm at class, and out walking the other dogs. Now... if I can survive until he starts sleeping through the night...