I think America should return to Jamestown

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Only this time we bring innoculations for the Natives, leave the Missionairies in Europe, and invent Television right away.

 

[Mischka]

What about food? Can we ditch the corn and turkey and go straight for Chinese take out?

 

[RawHumor]

And that whole Boston Tea Party business. Did those American retards plan to drink the whole bloody harbor? Retards.

 

[sunstruck]

Can we keep the witch hunts and public floggings? I mean, you have to give the people something.

 

[p_p_man]

And that whole Boston Tea Party business. Did those American retards plan to drink the whole bloody harbor? Retards.

Dressed as Redskins...sorry American Natives. Or is that a time warp thing?

 

[Mischka]

Can we keep the witch hunts and public floggings? I mean, you have to give the people something.

What do you think the televisions are for?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

We take all the trees and build a big wall down the Atlantic Seaboard. Isolationism! That's the way to go. Woo-hoo!

Well, you know, unless we run out of milk, or something...

 

[desert spike]

This time lets not let the slave situation get out of hand. We'll adopt the 16th amendment as our 1st amendment.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

First thing we do is restrict immigration. We trace Nixon's lineage, and kick out his ancestors. Let him be England's fucking problem.

 

[p_p_man]

This time lets not let the slave situation get out of hand. We'll adopt the 16th amendment as our 1st amendment.

Making it amendment number what?

Is there anything left of the original?

 

[RawHumor]

Can we invent football right away too? There'd be no point in having a TV if the NFL wasn't on on Sundays.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And for God's sake, can we keep the French out of Quebec this time?

 

[p_p_man]

Can we invent football right away too? There'd be no point in having a TV if the NFL wasn't on on Sundays.

Oh that football...

<sigh>

 

[desert spike]

The spanish aren't going get florida this damn time. And no fucking Cajuns in New Orleans. Silly music and crappy food. We don't need it.

 

[RawHumor]

Oh that football...

<sigh>

LOL Let's not get into that again.

 

[Mischka]

And no fucking Cajuns in New Orleans. Silly music and crappy food. We don't need it.

Yes, we do. Have you tried a crawfish stuffed pork loin with crisped leaks? Yum.

 

[Skibum]

Dressed as Redskins...

I had the impression that you dislike American football.

It might be more appropiate if they dressed as Patriots.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And we skip bell-bottoms. Everyone agreed?

 

[sunstruck]

First thing we do is restrict immigration. We trace Nixon's lineage, and kick out his ancestors. Let him be England's fucking problem.

Can we do the same thing with serial killers and Dr. Laura?


Oh! Ship them to Australia, that's what England did. See how well it worked out?

Oh, and maybe we could find a way to keep the Kennedy's sober. We'd really appreciate that around here.

 

[Mischka]

And we skip bell-bottoms. Everyone agreed?

Here here!!

 

[desert spike]

Yes, we do. Have you tried a crawfish stuffed pork loin with crisped leaks? Yum.

I'm just ranting. Their music is Cool, but have not eaten too much of their food. I'm sure I would like it cuz I like spicy stuff.

Crawfish stuffed pork with.... sounds delicious.

 

[desert spike]

Is there anything left of the original?

Nope, or nobody really knows what it means anymore.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh! Can we put Los Angeles and New York a little closer together this time? Seriously.

 

[desert spike]

Oh! Can we put Los Angeles and New York a little closer together this time? Seriously.

We could put LA on the west side of the Mississippi and NY on the eastside.

Is that close enough?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Excellent. That puts us a few hundred miles away from Jersey. Nice work.