I swear

[PoppingTom]

Uhm.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gnfSu6k9I

Fuck. I mean FUCK !!!!!!!!!!

Do you really say "swear word?"

"I swear I love you" = "I'm gonna fuck this 'I love you' outta your brain" ?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm going to try and make an informed comment without watching the video.

 

[PoppingTom]

More examples:

I took the lift - I catched the thief

I took the lift up - I was hanging the thief

I asked her "what's your name" - I called her bitch, ho, slut and piece of shit in one sentence

She woke up - She became pregnant

 

[Aella_]

We need Des in here, just for a bit of balance.

 

[PoppingTom]

More examples :

She was going into the rain - she became addicted to golden showers.

 

[Aella_]

Never heard of a german hood before.

 

[Aella_]

I'm getting off your back/thread now.
But those were cool.

 

[PoppingTom]

Never heard of a german hood before.

Forget it. If there is something like a German hood, it's so desperately craving for being more paper gangster than smooth, it's kind of a warning example why rap is crap now.

But that shit isn't real hood stuff. It's the ordinary English language that allows sentences that can have opposite meanings.

for example: "The janitor was wiping the shit from the toilet"
can also mean: "The janitor did anything but the toilet"
or : "The janitor flushed a kilo full of Maui Wowie down the toilet"


I realized this the first time when I read that somebody "recovered from a stroke", which sounded like "He had to cope with the first time caressing by another person"....

 

[PoppingTom]

His battery was low - really, he only touched her shoulder

China sucks ! - today's cups are plastic


I drive back home now - I take you from behind, as usual



Do I sound like 4est now?

 

[Aella_]

His battery was low - really, he only touched her shoulder

China sucks ! - today's cups are plastic


I drive back home now - I take you from behind, as usual



Do I sound like 4est now?

Worse.
Poor AJ, the jokes & focus on him sharpened today, given that Ish is temporary banned.

 

[pointless]

this thread reads like it was written by a crazy person.

 

[pointless]

also, after watching another one of that woman's videos i have come to the conclusion that she's kind of a ditz.

 

[PoppingTom]

How do you think it sounds if an English person tries to speak and understand German ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOIM1_xOSro

 

[PoppingTom]

also, after watching another one of that woman's videos i have come to the conclusion that she's kind of a ditz.

There isn't a person on the planet you won't find a ......FUCK!!!!!!!...."swear word" for....

 

[pointless]

There isn't a person on the planet you won't find a ......FUCK!!!!!!!...."swear word" for....

i realize that ennglish isn't your first language, but i feel i have to tell you that your posts are quite often made up entirely of nothing but unintelligible nonsense.

 

[PoppingTom]

i realize that ennglish isn't your first language, but i feel i have to tell you that your posts are quite often made up entirely of nothing but unintelligible nonsense.

If you were German, you'd understand.

(and it's a mystery to me how all you English people understand each other without becoming crazy...)