I STILL need to get laid

[miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

[Tantanah]

Don't we all???

 

[TWB]

Are those new lyrics to a song?

Let me add:


Oh, yeah yeah. . .

 

[estevie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are starting to sound desperate, darlin'. Think of baseball stats, that'll kill the urge.

 

[miles]

Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

You are starting to sound desperate, darlin'. Think of baseball stats, that'll kill the urge.

My bat is the problem.

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

My bat is the problem.

Huh! I don't think its your bat. You've hit many a homerun. Maybe you need a new pitcher.

 

[miles]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

Huh! I don't think its your bat. You've hit many a homerun. Maybe you need a new pitcher.

Go warm up. Let me know when you're ready.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah?

 

[metal_minx]

for god's sake someone please fuck miles

 

[Suzi]

*sigh*

...sadly, I live in Maine, am a BBW, and have two little kids---not Miles' type. Ah well!

 

[Suzi]

Ahem

BUMP!

 

[CAROSI]

Re: Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

My bat is the problem.

You mean the kind with wings or are we playing T-ball?

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

My bat is the problem.

Did it break?

 

[Wiggles]

Ladies, do you find men in desperate need of sex, arousing?

I do. I always feel like just offering myself up (you know, if they're sexy). Good thing I'm not single.

 

[lovetoread]

Yep.

thank gawd I'm taken.

Poor thing would be attacked.

 

[katori]

I think you're going for the wrong sport. What the man obviously needs is a wide receiver. Isn't there some kind of tight end... Never got into sports too much.

 

[nasty1]

But, my problem is...it's true.

 

[rider]

Miles,

Didn't you and Yayati hook up a couple of days ago? I thought he wanted into your pants.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: I STILL need to get laid

You are starting to sound desperate, darlin'. Think of baseball stats, that'll kill the urge.

That never works for me, because it doesn't take long until I realize how long it's been since I got much further than second base.

TB4p