I spent 7 hrs today helping a friend clean her rectal property

[Colonel Hogan]

Which is nothing compared to what Warrior Queen apparently went through.

 

[warrior queen]

Well - it sorta felt like we were giving the house an enema...
At one point I had the hose in the bathroom and laundry to wash out the filth.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Well - it sorta felt like we were giving the house an enema...
At one point I had the hose in the bathroom and laundry to wash out the filth.

I have no problem believing you. It's like you wonder if you could get that person to stand there and actually explain how the scene in front of you came to be -- what kind of bizarre justification could they come up with? How does the mind actually choose to stack garbage into an ever higher pile rather than taking it out?

I hope you didn't find any snakes, at least.

 

[warrior queen]

I have no problem believing you. It's like you wonder if you could get that person to stand there and actually explain how the scene in front of you came to be -- what kind of bizarre justification could they come up with? How does the mind actually choose to stack garbage into an ever higher pile rather than taking it out?

I hope you didn't find any snakes, at least.

No snakes.
4 decomposing rats, and fleas in every inch of carpet though *yeicky*

 

[tactful]

I have no problem believing you. It's like you wonder if you could get that person to stand there and actually explain how the scene in front of you came to be -- what kind of bizarre justification could they come up with? How does the mind actually choose to stack garbage into an ever higher pile rather than taking it out?

I hope you didn't find any snakes, at least.

They're called, Lazy Mother Fuckers, uneducated and living off everybody else dime, so I hear.

 

[naughtycakes]

You're killing it with the parodies lately, Captain

 

[tactful]

You're killing it with the parodies lately, Captain

An e-flashlight, would do your AV a lot of Justice,
just a thought.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm not sure if you mean rental property or rectal properly...

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The boring end...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ten posts and no "shitty job" replies?

This place is slipping!

 

[phrodeau]

And the joke whizzed a full yard over his head.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ten posts and no "shitty job" replies?

This place is slipping!

And the joke whizzed a full yard over his head.

A two-star entry in Vetteman's news feed.

 

[richard_daily]

I have no problem believing you. It's like you wonder if you could get that person to stand there and actually explain how the scene in front of you came to be -- what kind of bizarre justification could they come up with? How does the mind actually choose to stack garbage into an ever higher pile rather than taking it out?

I hope you didn't find any snakes, at least.

This brings back (horrible) memories.

I once cleared out a family members' house, and the crap I removed filled up 6 (40 yard) dumpsters.

I can watch the show horders, and usually say "that's not so bad".

That said, I'm a pretty neat and orderly person... but it certainly doesn't run in the family.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The night nurse digitally removed "10 chunks of hard brown stool"
per her notes on patient A.

 

[richard_daily]

The night nurse digitally removed "10 chunks of hard brown stool"
per her notes on patient A.

You're a saint... A dirty, dirty saint.

 

[Alexandra831]

They're called, Lazy Mother Fuckers, uneducated and living off everybody else dime, so I hear.

Yes they are called lazy mother fuckers.. How ever you would be surprised by how many well educated people live like that too.

It's sick and gross. I also think its a lack of respect. I would make sure to have a cleaning deposit in the rental agreement. Hey even add a house inspections once a month or once every other month.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You're a saint... A dirty, dirty saint.

Clean shirt, dirty brain?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I have no problem believing you. It's like you wonder if you could get that person to stand there and actually explain how the scene in front of you came to be -- what kind of bizarre justification could they come up with? How does the mind actually choose to stack garbage into an ever higher pile rather than taking it out?

I hope you didn't find any snakes, at least.

Ever watch Hoarders.

It is insane how some people live. I will never look down my nose at poverty because I come from dirt poor immigrants. We did not have much and everything was 2nd hand but my mom was one clean and tidy lady. No excuse for filth except laziness or mental illness.

 

[richard_daily]

Clean shirt, dirty brain?

And dirty sheets.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm not sure if you mean rental property or rectal properly...

Ahhh, yes. "Properly" would have been better.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And dirty sheets.

Those sheets are dirty, and so are you....
At least I don't hoard dirty sheets.

 

[QueenLevitra]

The night nurse digitally removed "10 chunks of hard brown stool"
per her notes on patient A.

Patient A likes beans and bread, no butter.