I Speak Fluent Cat

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm not proud of it and will trade it for almost anything.

Anyway I mentioned how I allow momma cats to use my garage to birth and raise their kittens, and a little thing recently delivered 4 kittens there. I don't like cats and leave them alone. But Thursday I came outside and momma cat came up to me and said WE'RE STARVING, HELP US. She really did. So I filled a pan with two cans of tuna, and she and the kittens devoured it.

 

[lemonbread]

I'm not proud of it and will trade it for almost anything.

Anyway I mentioned how I allow momma cats to use my garage to birth and raise their kittens, and a little thing recently delivered 4 kittens there. I don't like cats and leave them alone. But Thursday I came outside and momma cat came up to me and said WE'RE STARVING, HELP US. She really did. So I filled a pan with two cans of tuna, and she and the kittens devoured it.

This changes my first impressions of you a lot.

 

[Libsam]

This changes my first impressions of you a lot.

I know, right? I thought he was going to say rat poison instead of tuna.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This changes my first impressions of you a lot.

I wonder if they were black cats?

 

[lemonbread]

I know, right? I thought he was going to say rat poison instead of tuna.

Maybe that part is still coming...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I wonder if they were black cats?

One is.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This changes my first impressions of you a lot.

Then I take it back. I have a reputation to guard.

 

[Laurel]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3bbe9da95c6889ff80a3c88fbe0da654/tumblr_ncsgfdOiD81tficwmo3_500.png

 

[snugglestruggle]

http://sharethefunnies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-cat-omg-face-surprise.jpg

Birds do it, Bee's do it.

 

[warrior queen]

Are these stray cats? And if so, do you contact the shelter to come pick them up so they can be desexed and homed?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Are these stray cats? And if so, do you contact the shelter to come pick them up so they can be desexed and homed?

No. Aint my job mon.

 

[warrior queen]

No. Aint my job mon.

So. You're perfectly ok with the feral cat problem?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Are these stray cats? And if so, do you contact the shelter to come pick them up so they can be desexed and homed?

Homed...*snerk*

 

[lemonbread]

Homed...*snerk*

This has nothing to do with this thread, but you should change your av back to the last one. For some reason I found it hot and it made me really super happy every time I saw your posts.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

So. You're perfectly ok with the feral cat problem?

Youre welcome to it. The cat asked for a meal not a hysterectomy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This has nothing to do with this thread, but you should change your av back to the last one. For some reason I found it hot and it made me really super happy every time I saw your posts.

It was wasn't it?

 

[1HF]

You know what this thread needs?

Pics!! Show me the kitties.. I'm a sucker for kittens. Plleeeeaaase.

 

[lemonbread]

You know what this thread needs?

Pics!! Show me the kitties.. I'm a sucker for kittens. Plleeeeaaase.

Ooh! This sounds like a job for me! ... .... OK yes, I'm aware you probably meant his kitties but... These ones are good too!

http://tyrannyoftradition.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cutest-kitten-hat-ever-13727-1238540322-17.jpg

http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201110/marshmellow-kitten-big.jpg

http://doylemcdonald.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/cute-kitten.jpg

 

[Aquagal]

I'm not proud of it and will trade it for almost anything.

Anyway I mentioned how I allow momma cats to use my garage to birth and raise their kittens, and a little thing recently delivered 4 kittens there. I don't like cats and leave them alone. But Thursday I came outside and momma cat came up to me and said WE'RE STARVING, HELP US. She really did. So I filled a pan with two cans of tuna, and she and the kittens devoured it.

Aww you really are a softy.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This has nothing to do with this thread, but you should change your av back to the last one. For some reason I found it hot and it made me really super happy every time I saw your posts.

Her real name is Byron.

 

[lemonbread]

Her real name is Byron.

Well, that makes her far less fun. But an av's an av.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well, that makes her far less fun. But an av's an av.

Here you go. Have "fun".

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-FhboefsV8UU/VD9uv79tiEI/AAAAAAAAFHk/zqa-i-05qpM/%25255BUNSET%25255D.png

 

[lemonbread]

Here you go. Have "fun".

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-FhboefsV8UU/VD9uv79tiEI/AAAAAAAAFHk/zqa-i-05qpM/%25255BUNSET%25255D.png

Seeeexy.