I smell...sniff, sniff...skank!

[jomar]

Fast and the Furious.

Okay, so what are your favorite movie quotes? Not the "Frankly, my dear..." or the "I'm mad as hell..." variety, but from the smaller movies. Like:

"Pain don't hurt." - Roadhouse (Patrick Swayze), or another one of my favorites,

"You never fuck me, and you always make me drive." - Drugstore Cowboy (Kelly Lynch)

So what's made you smile?

 

[rgraham666]

Remeber Sullly? I promised to kill you last? I lied.

 

[jomar]

Remeber Sullly? I promised to kill you last? I lied.

Ahnud!

Been a long day - I have to go to bed...good night all. I'll check back in the morning.

 

[tickledkitty]

From "O' Brother, Where Art Thou?"

"Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T."

"He's bona fide."

 

[slyc_willie]

From Dusk Till Dawn

"Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me . . . please?"

 

[only_more_so]

"I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said: I drank what?" - Real Genius

"I ain't got time to bleed" -Predator

"I gotta have a Wildebeest!" -Lion King

"I don't think you fully realize Mr. Bigelow: you've been murdered." - D.O.A.

"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
-GoldFinger

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."
-Diamonds are Forever


"I told her not to get a poodle.... There is no way I could have thrown a German Sheppard out the window!"
-Exit Wounds

 

[BlackShanglan]

"No, I meant, what does the word 'exacerbate' mean?" - Shaun of the Dead

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"You got $6.50?"

"No, but I got two fives "

Strange Brew.

 

[slyc_willie]

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

Ash, Army of Darkness.

God bless the King of B, Bruce Campbell.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

"Ladies, gentlemen and those who haven't decided yet.."
-Kinky Boots

"Yes, I'm afraid of your man-heat."
"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian of you."
-The Birdcage


Now, what does it say about me that I quoted from Kinky Boots AND The Birdcage? LOL

 

[Dar~]

"Its amazing. You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death. " When Harry Met Sally

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" (do I really need to cite this?)

"....I should buy a boat!....Questions, question....?" Corky Romano

"It's lite beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway. " Sandra Bullock, Miss Congeniality

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"He bought this boat for her as an anneversary gift. he hasn't been on her for years."

"Well no wonder they were getting a divorce!"

"On the boat!"

S.O.B.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

What's Up Doc

"I don't know what's doing all that sweating, me or the dynamite."

The Professionals

 

[slyc_willie]

"I am not the one with whom to fuck!" -- Ron Perlman in Alien: Resurrection. Terrible movie, but that single line just made it for me.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"I am not the one with whom to fuck!" -- Ron Perlman in Alien: Resurrection. Terrible movie, but that single line just made it for me.

I kind've liked everything up until the scene witht he Queen, Riply and their offspring.

 

[slyc_willie]

I kind've liked everything up until the scene witht he Queen, Riply and their offspring.

Yeah, that ruined it for me, too. The whole Ripley as a bad-ass was cool, but once it got to the point where 'morality' came into play, the movie dropped like a stone.

 

[john-the-author]

I can no longer tolerate communist conspiracy... communist subversion... to sap and impurify... all our precious bodily fluids! (General Jack T. Ripper, Dr. Strangelove)

"Victor's not feeling well?"
"Oh, it's nothing; a couple days under a specialist and he'll be fine!" (Victor/Victoria)

 

[jomar]

Love it! Excellent reads with my morning coffee. Remembering these movies brings a smile to my face.

"Never give up! Never surrender!" - Galaxy Quest, Cmdr. Taggart:
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are." - Repo Man

"I am stuck in a glass case of emotion!" - Anchorman, Ron Burgandy

 

[rgraham666]

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

Ash, Army of Darkness.

God bless the King of B, Bruce Campbell.

I went to see Evil Dead: The Musical last week.

It was a hoot.

Click on the 'Clips' link to see some of it.

 

[Recidiva]

"I was pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said: I drank what?" - Real Genius

"I gotta have a Wildebeest!" -Lion King

I still use the above quotes in daily life. True story. Particularly since we have a dog who makes the "I just gotta have a Wildebeest!" face all the time when he sees a cat out the window.

"You're invading my personal bubble!" - The Frighteners

"I get it, you're evil!" - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I don't wanna explode." - Serenity

"Cake or death?" - Eddie Izzard

 

[Harry Leg]

..and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed!
~ 12 Monkeys

 

[TxRad]

"Give me defeat or your feet will do." From Foot Fetish No. 17

Hmmm, maybe that's a little to Not mainstream.......

 

[TheeGoatPig]

"Where are we going?"

"Home!"

"When are we going?"

"Real soon!"

The Adventures of Backaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

 

[Guest]

"If you have poo, throw it now." - Madagascar

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Slingblade

"I took a lawnmower blade and hit him upside the head with it. Plum near took his head off."--Slingblade

"I hate you, Johnny. I hate you so much I think I'm going to die from it."--Gilda

"I like to wear women's clothing. It makes me feel close to them."--Ed Wood

"You see. Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"--Plan 9 From Outer Space

 

[Recidiva]

"Mawwage." - The Princess Bride

Liz: What do I want? I'll tell you what I want! I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now, and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with YOU!'
[the door flies open. It's Ken]
Ken: Pam Shortt's broken both her legs, and I wanna dance with you.
Kylie: That was unexpected.

- "Strictly Ballroom"

"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground." - "Top Secret"