SubmissiveBrat
Picture Slut
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Literally.
I have bouts of insomnia when I get stressed. I can't sleep I figured I would yap a bit and tell something about myself.
I am 22 years old and recently graduated college. Living at home trying to find a good job without much success. I actually do sleep with a pig. She is a one year old miniature potbelly pig named Baconbits. She weighs 75 lbs and currently is the love of my life. Sad but true. She is my constant companion and act much like a dog. Follows me around and sleeps in my bed cuddled up with me. FYI they smell better than dogs and very warm.
I have a boyfriend that I wish came with a remote control. I would use mute frequently before he says something totally dumb as he usually does. He is a big doofus but really has a kind heart and is very handsome so I keep him around.
I have a girlfriend too, well she is more like a friend with benefits. She is prettier than me which is hard to believe, I know right. LOL I adore her as she is very sweet even though she fronts as a hardass. She has a Harley and she takes me riding which I love. She calls me her bitch when we ride which makes me want to smack her but I know she says it jokingly. She is so fierce looking with flaming red hair and emerald eyes.
Cool Things To Know About Me:
When I was 10 years old I was bit on the calf by a rattlesnake. My dog killed the snake but died from bites. I almost died but was saved by a miracle or so I'm told. To this day I only know what I been told.
I paint and sculpt with clay usually using myself as the subject. Naked self portraits on my walls keeps my dad out of my bedroom.
I can yodel and can whistle like a New Yorker hailing a cab.
During a fraternity/sorority charity event I won and still hold the record for most hot peppers eaten which led inconveniently to projectile vomiting on our illustrious college president. Glad he has a sense of humor.
Well enough about me as I am probably boring you to death. I am going to read till I hopefully pass out from exhaustion.
I have bouts of insomnia when I get stressed. I can't sleep I figured I would yap a bit and tell something about myself.
I am 22 years old and recently graduated college. Living at home trying to find a good job without much success. I actually do sleep with a pig. She is a one year old miniature potbelly pig named Baconbits. She weighs 75 lbs and currently is the love of my life. Sad but true. She is my constant companion and act much like a dog. Follows me around and sleeps in my bed cuddled up with me. FYI they smell better than dogs and very warm.
I have a boyfriend that I wish came with a remote control. I would use mute frequently before he says something totally dumb as he usually does. He is a big doofus but really has a kind heart and is very handsome so I keep him around.
I have a girlfriend too, well she is more like a friend with benefits. She is prettier than me which is hard to believe, I know right. LOL I adore her as she is very sweet even though she fronts as a hardass. She has a Harley and she takes me riding which I love. She calls me her bitch when we ride which makes me want to smack her but I know she says it jokingly. She is so fierce looking with flaming red hair and emerald eyes.
Cool Things To Know About Me:
When I was 10 years old I was bit on the calf by a rattlesnake. My dog killed the snake but died from bites. I almost died but was saved by a miracle or so I'm told. To this day I only know what I been told.
I paint and sculpt with clay usually using myself as the subject. Naked self portraits on my walls keeps my dad out of my bedroom.
I can yodel and can whistle like a New Yorker hailing a cab.
During a fraternity/sorority charity event I won and still hold the record for most hot peppers eaten which led inconveniently to projectile vomiting on our illustrious college president. Glad he has a sense of humor.
Well enough about me as I am probably boring you to death. I am going to read till I hopefully pass out from exhaustion.
