I slathered myself with olive oil

[ms_ann_thrope]

Extra virgin. I have a greenish, oily tinge and can feel the free radicals beginning to reverse. A little vinegar and a bed of lettuce and I might eat myself with a fork.

 

[Adre]

Got any radishes layin' around?

 

[Tryharder62]

Slathered?

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[warrior queen]

I read somewhere that olive oil molecules are too big to do more than just sit on the surface of the skin (the top, dead layer).
Makes you feel like you're getting moisture because it makes the dead skin feel better when you touch it.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Extra virgin. I have a greenish, oily tinge and can feel the free radicals beginning to reverse. A little vinegar and a bed of lettuce and I might eat myself with a fork.

Olive us would like to join you in a bowl.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Got any radishes layin' around?

I dreamed about radishes last night. That's about as close as I get to them.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I dreamed about radishes last night. That's about as close as I get to them.

Funny that.

I dreamt of Mario 2 last night.

Pulling up turnips and radishes was fun.

Ironically, Oyl never appeared.

 

[Squibbs]

Extra virgin. I have a greenish, oily tinge and can feel the free radicals beginning to reverse. A little vinegar and a bed of lettuce and I might eat myself with a fork.

It feels good on the nut sack, doesn't it?

 

[TheOcho]

Slathered?

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That's one of the all time fun words to say isn't it? Just say it aloud to yourself.. "Slathered"

Another fun word? "dingus"

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That's one of the all time fun words to say isn't it? Just say it aloud to yourself.. "Slathered"

Another fun word? "dingus"

Words should be enjoyed.

 

[C2W]

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slathered with olive oil???

throw some garlic in there with you and I wouldn't wait for the fork-- baby
I'd eat you up just like a gourmet meal.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

slathered with olive oil???

throw some garlic in there with you and I wouldn't wait for the fork-- baby
I'd eat you up just like a gourmet meal.

At the least you're probably not a vampire.

 

[run_silent]

Extra virgin. I have a greenish, oily tinge and can feel the free radicals beginning to reverse. A little vinegar and a bed of lettuce and I might eat myself with a fork.

MUST restrain from posting several sexual responses to this post.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

MUST restrain from posting several sexual responses to this post.

Maybe if you worked Obama or gun into it, no one would notice. My bathtub is so slippery it caused a 20 car pile-up on the interstate.

 

[run_silent]

Maybe if you worked Obama or gun into it, no one would notice. My bathtub is so slippery it caused a 20 car pile-up on the interstate.

You are not making this easy.

ms ann thrope are you trying to seduce me?

 

[sethp]

Extra virgin. I have a greenish, oily tinge and can feel the free radicals beginning to reverse. A little vinegar and a bed of lettuce and I might eat myself with a fork.

I'd lick you right now, Ann.

 

[TheOcho]

My bathtub is so slippery it caused a 20 car pile-up on the interstate.

Somehow this will be the most erotic non-sexual phrase I hear all night.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Somehow this will be the most erotic non-sexual phrase I hear all night.

The happy/sad dichotomy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You are not making this easy.

ms ann thrope are you trying to seduce me?

I'd lick you right now, Ann.

You guys must really, really like monosaturated fats.

 

[sethp]

You guys must really, really like monosaturated fats.

Extra virgin olive oil! Are you kidding me? Picture it, Ann. You're naked on the floor of my lair...um I mean living room ...coated in the stuff ...I'm fingering you to orgasm as I suck the oil from your neck. Meanwhile I drag a warm piece of flaky, fresh French bread between your boobs. I pause only slightly to take a bite and then continue to pleasure you.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Extra virgin olive oil! Are you kidding me? Picture it, Ann. You're naked on the floor of my lair...um I mean living room ...coated in the stuff ...I'm fingering you to orgasm as I suck the oil from your neck. Meanwhile I drag a warm piece of flaky, fresh French bread between your boobs. I pause only slightly to take a bite and then continue to pleasure you.

After a really bad hair day, I forgot and almost died in the shower of death. I'm much too upset to eat.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like salad.

 

[sethp]

After a really bad hair day, I forgot and almost died in the shower of death. I'm much too upset to eat.

You don't have to eat. Allow me.

 

[Disgustipated]

Olive us would like to join you in a bowl.

slathered with olive oil???

throw some garlic in there with you and I wouldn't wait for the fork-- baby
I'd eat you up just like a gourmet meal.

MUST restrain from posting several sexual responses to this post.

You are not making this easy.

ms ann thrope are you trying to seduce me?

I'd lick you right now, Ann.

Somehow this will be the most erotic non-sexual phrase I hear all night.

Extra virgin olive oil! Are you kidding me? Picture it, Ann. You're naked on the floor of my lair...um I mean living room ...coated in the stuff ...I'm fingering you to orgasm as I suck the oil from your neck. Meanwhile I drag a warm piece of flaky, fresh French bread between your boobs. I pause only slightly to take a bite and then continue to pleasure you.

You don't have to eat. Allow me.

IT'S A DUDE!!!!! 11111

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

IT'S A DUDE!!!!! 11111

We wish you were a dude.