I should not be trusted with a phone

[rengadeirishman]

whilst drunk. After passing out on the bench on my back deck and awakening at about 5:30 i discovered myriad calls and text messages that i do not recall making. Some of the texts were quite ribald to some fine young ladies i know, i'm still waiting to find out if i have lost any friends. Hopefully they know me well enough to recognize me being drunk and stupid.

 

[Guest]

LOL!

Hope alls well

 

[cloudy]

friends don't let friends drunk call/text.

(hope they weren't too bad)

 

[Guest]

I liked the text messages.

 

[rengadeirishman]

friends don't let friends drunk call/text.

(hope they weren't too bad)

by our standards here, they would be tame, but by the standards of some of those girls they might be a bit much.

 

[rengadeirishman]

LOL!

Hope alls well

me too, I'm sure it will be fine, my friends all know that i'm a drunken reprobate

 

[rengadeirishman]

I liked the text messages.

i knew you would, its the others im worried about.

 

[jomar]

I liked the text messages.

You should see the ones I got!

 

[tickledkitty]

Never drink and dial. *shakes head*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isWjfgz0WVc

 

[rengadeirishman]

Never drink and dial. *shakes head*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isWjfgz0WVc

i dont know what came over me, i think it was combination of liquor and jazz that caused my downfall

 

[Guest]

i dont know what came over me, i think it was combination of liquor and jazz that caused my downfall

Just don't reach for the phone.

Okay, now that song is running through my head.

A slightly altered version, of course.


Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both

Oh yes, they both

Oh yes, they both reached for

The phone, the phone, the phone, the phone,

Oh yes, they both reached for the phone

for the phone.

 

[3113]

That was you? Um...the police might be knocking at your door

 

[voluptuary_manque]

How come all these lovely ladies don't send me their phone numbers? I give mine out but no one has reciprocated. Anti-Ursine-ism, that's what it is. *snivels pathetically*

 

[pellso27]

funny thats what Cade said.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*giggles* okay curiosity sets in and I half want to know the contents of those text messages

 

[pellso27]

something about a toothed cunt

 

[rengadeirishman]

how did you know?

 

[Stella_Omega]

how did you know?

Where do they get this from?

Bear, you know-- Irish might be causing a rush on the phone-number-changing services right now! They are saying "I gave you my number dude, but not for that!

 

[rengadeirishman]

update: i have been absolved by my friends of various telecommunication related crimes. My friends are cool like that.