I shave my bunhole hairs. But when they start to grow back - youch!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Bunghole stubble.

What do you all do about this?

What can be done?

 

[Purple Haze]

Take an assprin.

There's always wax.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

you could get the Magic and put some on your ass, it apparently makes the hair grow in less abrasively........it may go up your ass though, ummmmmm

let us know!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I like that - "My Magic Ass"

My mysterious bunghole.

And I think my tight little brown starfish could take a wild hair or two but nothing more.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Wait a minute... you yank out your nose hairs, you burn off your ball hairs... and you're still shaving your butt hair?

Sparky... grab a mirror and some tweezers and give 'em hell, man!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm no......

contorsionist.

 

[Angel]

Re: I'm no......

contorsionist.

Have the she-babe do it

 

[Problem Child]

Sparky-

1) Bend over and spread your asscheeks, fully exposing your gnarled, hairy bung.

2) The she-babe should be equipped with a can of some compressed flammable liquid (engine starting ether or hairspray are both fine choices), and a disposable lighter.

3) The she-babe should position the nozzle of the can about 18" away from your hirsute anus.

4) She-babe holds the lighter 6" in front and slightly below the anticipated aerosol psray from the can.

5) She-babe lights the lighter, presses the button, and VOILA!, no more asshairs due to the intensely hot flame that issues forth and char-broils yer arsehole and surrounding hairs.

6) She-babe packs sparky's ass full of ice and wraps him up in an adult diaper and ace bandage to pre-empt swelling.

7) Repeat entire process in four to six weeks, or when all scabs fall off, whichever comes later.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Lavy

I was hoping you'd be MY she-babe

 

[lavender]

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ouch

that just hurts thinking about it.

 

[Problem Child]

HARDKOREBJ, put the lighter and the aerosol can down. It was only a joke, buddy.

 

[Renegade]

Looks like HARDKOREBJ has been taking lessons from Blue on how to revive dead threads.

 

[Tabby432]

ROTFLMAO

That hurt. lol

 

[Kymberley]

omg

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Some threads just shouldn't be resurrected...

even for bumpity purposes.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ressurection is for.....

the Divine.... the Holy.... the....

Strange and disenchanted.

And those who ressurect?

They're close too.

 

[miles]

PC - You ARE the fucking man.

Thanks, I needed that!


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