I set fire to my first employee of the season

[Trace_Element]

Matchlight®, it's not for barbeques anymore!

 

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[Trace_Element]

Dude,

We've got to meet up at Doc's one afternoon. The beer tenderess is a 12.

Not that I was counting. But, damn.

What constitutes a 12? A 10 with 2 extra nipples?

But yes we do...

 

[cookiejar]

The place I will be working at deals in fire. We'll just fry ours.

 

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[pink]

There is no such thing as "extra" nipples.

I gotcher extra nipples right here.

 

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[Farrah]

Will there be male-to-male flirting in this thread? If not, I've gotta get some work done. Thanks for the heads-up.

 

[Trace_Element]

Next time I start a parody thread and the offended party doesn't show up...

 

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