I see a lump of coal in your future

[Weird Harold]

'Cause Santa Knows, You know?

 

[SweetCherry]

Aw hell, something tells me we're ALL getting coal for Christmas.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Damn, knew I should have cleaned out my cookies folder sooner. Ah well, maybe I can put it under alot of pressure, for a long time, and my decendants can have a diamond.

 

[LukkyKnight]

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[dqrich]

Coal again?

Just great, first my bigger Brother, now Santa? I've got enough coal to power the old B & O R.R.

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.dit.upm.es/figures/icons/daemon.gif Turns out Santa has a new outfit, and works for MicroSoft.
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[Weird Harold]

Bump

For the weekend crowd

 

[Moridin187]

You know.. I actually always Wanted to get some coal in my stocking... but my parents would never give me any...

Never trust a prepubescent pyromaniac with flammable materials.

 

[seXieleXie]

my parents thought it would be funny to put coal in my stocking one year. i was hurt but my little sister flipped out (she was still young enough to believe in santa) and was scared of me for like 2 weeks.

 

[Weird Harold]

my parents thought it would be funny to put coal in my stocking one year.

One year, I thought I was so careful that my nocturnal inspection of what was in my presents was absolutely undetectable. I was therefore positive what each of my presents contained on Christmas morning. I was very excited about unwrapping my brand new "science lab with real microscope"

I was utterly devatated when the package contained just a common six-pound brick!

I never peeked under the wrapping paper again -- I still won't.

 

[Weird Harold]

Bump for one last time.

 

[morninggirl5]

One year, I thought I was so careful that my nocturnal inspection of what was in my presents was absolutely undetectable. I was therefore positive what each of my presents contained on Christmas morning. I was very excited about unwrapping my brand new "science lab with real microscope"

I was utterly devatated when the package contained just a common six-pound brick!

I never peeked under the wrapping paper again -- I still won't.

LOL, The trick is to have a Santa that doesn't wrap and a sister that can throw up all over the bed after Santa has already been to your house. They can't blame you for playing with the toys then.

 

[Wiggles]

You know.. I actually always Wanted to get some coal in my stocking... but my parents would never give me any...

Never trust a prepubescent pyromaniac with flammable materials.

So true, so true......LoL
But then again when your a prepubescent pyro, anythings a flammable material.

 

[lobito]

well, I was gonna give my wife a lump for Christmas, but it wasn't gonna be coal. On the other hand, Santa apparently knows me VERY well.