I saw the Judge today

Redneck_Cowboy

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The psychologist says I'm not a threat to anybody. I could of told those dumbasses that.

Some good things may come of this fiasco. The judge gave me a copy of a letter she wrote to him outside of her report and he wants me to consider her offer.

She told him that my IQ is higher then average if you can believe that. She said that normally the interview process is an hour but she was so engrossed at what she was hearing that she ended chatting with me for 5 hours.

There something you gotta know about me. I'm 43 years old but I did not know how to read or write till I was 28 years old. Nobody knew not even my wife and she known me since we were babies. I'm what they called a high functioning illiterate. Not very nice sounding that's for sure. My wife who had a masters degree in art taught me to read and write.

Well the therepist was enamoured of my stories about my bull fight and about my friend Joseph Redfeather and my life in general she played the tape of my stories she had recorded to her associate who is a Professor and a writer. They want my stories. I'm very good at telling stories but not writing them. You see I remember everything that is ever said verbally to me but I dont remember well stuff I read. That is why I did not want to argue with that Recidiva and Image cause well Im at a serious disadvantage cause we are writing. If it was verbal it be different altogether.

Her letter says that some of my stories that have come from Joseph Redfeather have historical value and that her associate wants to meet me. I'm not sure if I'm all that interesting of a fella but the children always loved my story telling.

Who knows someday you may read a book and say , Hey I knew that knucklehead he was on a porn site with me. Well its all foolishness anyway.

So anyway the ankle bracelet comes off this week. Yeehaw
 
Cool deal about the ankle bracelet.

My grandfather was an extremely highly functioning illiterate in addition to speaking French fluently. He was also one of the most intelligent people I've ever met in my life.

That is awesome, and very romantic, that it was your wife that taught you.
 
RC said:
I'm what they called a high functioning illiterate.
I hope you won't mind but I have to correct you on this statement. You were what they called a high functioning illiterate. You certainly are not illiterate any longer. Congratulations on all your successes. :rose:
 
A congratulatory :kiss: from the good little witch.

Write those stories down and get them to an editor here. Please consider submitting the finished project for posting on it. I'd like to read them and I'm probably not the only one.
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
The psychologist says I'm not a threat to anybody. I could of told those dumbasses that.
Did the psychologist know you busted up someone's car with a baseball bat?
 
That made me smile so much I had to come out of "lurkdom" to testify to the fact.

Congratulations on the good report from the judge, and be proud of yourself.
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
Yeah that's why I was there.
But felt that your disposition to take the law into your own hands didn't qualify as a threat to anybody?
 
Cathleen said:
I hope you won't mind but I have to correct you on this statement. You were what they called a high functioning illiterate. You certainly are not illiterate any longer. Congratulations on all your successes. :rose:

You always were a good catch.
 
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