I was only eight years old and I was staying with Grandma and Grandpa KID ROCK1 for the summer...
I was sitting in the bathtub doing what any normal 8 year old would do(Ya know looking at my pecker for any signs of hair sprouting out on my pepe) and while examining myself for any forms of life I heard a strange noise from outside the bathroom wall...
At first I thought it was the dog barking(Dogs do that shit when ya least expect it) but then it obvious that it wasn't "Tiny" barking...
I decided to get out of the tub and admire my manhood in the bathroom mirror for a few minutes(It takes awhile to admire that ya know) and I kept hearing this damn noise...
After jerking off in the bathroom for about 5 minutes and then measuring my enormous baldheaded polarbear that damn noise kept distracting me from the bizness at HAND...
Well i'm new to this board and not well liked so stay tuned for part two of my story cuz aint nobody gonna read this anyway... :-(
~i~
I was sitting in the bathtub doing what any normal 8 year old would do(Ya know looking at my pecker for any signs of hair sprouting out on my pepe) and while examining myself for any forms of life I heard a strange noise from outside the bathroom wall...
At first I thought it was the dog barking(Dogs do that shit when ya least expect it) but then it obvious that it wasn't "Tiny" barking...
I decided to get out of the tub and admire my manhood in the bathroom mirror for a few minutes(It takes awhile to admire that ya know) and I kept hearing this damn noise...
After jerking off in the bathroom for about 5 minutes and then measuring my enormous baldheaded polarbear that damn noise kept distracting me from the bizness at HAND...
Well i'm new to this board and not well liked so stay tuned for part two of my story cuz aint nobody gonna read this anyway... :-(
~i~
