I saw my cat wearing my glasses

[sirhugs]

I woke up and this line was in my brain, telling me it was the opening line of a Lit story to be written. But it gave me no clue what the story was about.

No fear, I was not having a Lewis Carroll moment laudanum inspired moment- i fell asleep the other night with glasses on and awoke to find the cat at the end of the bed playing with them. I am sure that this inspired the line.

Anybody have any clue what the story should be?

 

[Magineer]

I woke up and this line was in my brain, telling me it was the opening line of a Lit story to be written. But it gave me no clue what the story was about.

No fear, I was not having a Lewis Carroll moment laudanum inspired moment- i fell asleep the other night with glasses on and awoke to find the cat at the end of the bed playing with them. I am sure that this inspired the line.

Anybody have any clue what the story should be?

Not proven that Carroll ever took "laudanum". STC, now, he's a different matter.

I suppose the obvious counter-line would be: "Could you actually see your cat without said glasses?"

 

[Jamie_and_Lisa]

Lisa wrote the story 'Xerses the Cat' -- It's a 'humor' piece about a longitudinal study of human sexual behavior as undertaken by 'The Feline Institute.' The report is full of factual errors, guesses, and incorrect observations. (Just like those studies undertaken by humans.)

 

[Lost_Yonder]

"honey, did I just the cat wearing my glasses?"

"Honey? Are you there?"

"Oh, hi Mr. Hugs, I'm sorry I woke you up from your nap. Mrs. Hugs has gone out shopping and asked me to stop by. I was playing with the pussy, doesn't she look cute with your glasses on?"

"Oh, Mr. Hugs what is that" little Jenny, the (18 y/o) naive girl from next door said, looking at my hard cock protruding from my shorts...

 

[LupusDei]

Cat, being secretly magical, may have enhanced your glasses somehow.

Glasses, being secretly magical, may show you what cat sees.

Alternatively, not having your glass on (since cat is wearing them) can lead to a range of sight impaired confusions in addition to the whole "Chasing the Cat / have you seen my pussy?" tread.

 

[Carnevil9]

"I saw my cat wearing my glasses" could be parsed at least two different ways. Remember Groucho's famous "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas." If the sentence is interpreted to mean that you were wearing the glasses, it sort of implies that you usually look at the cat without glasses. So the question becomes, what did you notice about the cat that you normally don't notice?

(there's also the whole cat/pussy thing, but that's too obvious even for me.)

 

[sirhugs]

"I saw my cat wearing my glasses" could be parsed at least two different ways. Remember Groucho's famous "I once shot an elephant in my pajamas." If the sentence is interpreted to mean that you were wearing the glasses, it sort of implies that you usually look at the cat without glasses. So the question becomes, what did you notice about the cat that you normally don't notice?

(there's also the whole cat/pussy thing, but that's too obvious even for me.)

I usually look at them wearing glasses, but sometimes without, especially at night when they prowl. Though lately I have fallen asleep wearing my glasses. A throwback, perhaps to the long hospital stays of two years ago (that period I not so affectionately refer too as my "hiatus" when I was neither posting nor writing.

 

[Hypoxia]

I awaken and espy Fluffy wearing my reading glasses. I know they're mine because of the zebra-stripe frame I adore. I notice that either Fluffy is now large enough for my glasses to fit on his cute little fuzzy head, or my glasses have shrunk to fit. I decide on the latter because I see that I, in my pyjamas and body jewelry, have shrunk so my head is Fluffy's size.

Fluffy speaks to me in clear Anglish: "Your eyesight is terrible. I can fix that."

Fluffy goes to a little machine with strange controls and displays, and a crystal rod protruding. He paws at the controls; a beam emanates from the crystal rod; and my vision clears.

"Yes, much better," he says.

"How... why... what?" I sputter.

"Relax, Hypoxia dear," he says. "My name is Flrxmmza, I am from a planet unknown to Earthlings, and I have adopted this feline form to not frighten you. My people are technologically advanced; shrinking you was trivial. But your luscious pheromones have aroused me. Now I'm going to--"

"NO!" I interrupted. "No bestiality here! It's not allowed! Read the rules!"

"It's okay, this is a fantasy. Spread-em, toots."

Fluffy, the cat wearing my glasses, approached. I accepted the inevitable. Hmmm...

 

[Aerolineas]

I awaken and espy Fluffy wearing my reading glasses. I know they're mine because of the zebra-stripe frame I adore. I notice that either Fluffy is now large enough for my glasses to fit on his cute little fuzzy head, or my glasses have shrunk to fit. I decide on the latter because I see that I, in my pyjamas and body jewelry, have shrunk so my head is Fluffy's size.

Fluffy speaks to me in clear Anglish: "Your eyesight is terrible. I can fix that."

Fluffy goes to a little machine with strange controls and displays, and a crystal rod protruding. He paws at the controls; a beam emanates from the crystal rod; and my vision clears.

"Yes, much better," he says.

"How... why... what?" I sputter.

"Relax, Hypoxia dear," he says. "My name is Flrxmmza, I am from a planet unknown to Earthlings, and I have adopted this feline form to not frighten you. My people are technologically advanced; shrinking you was trivial. But your luscious pheromones have aroused me. Now I'm going to--"

"NO!" I interrupted. "No bestiality here! It's not allowed! Read the rules!"

TWWWWWEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!

"Well, Don, it looks like we have a flag on the field."

"Yes, Howard, the Line Judge is signaling..."

"'Unacceptable' ... 'Unacceptable Content,' yes Don. It looks like ... Wait ... wait just a minute ..."

"The Referee is conferring with the Line Judge, I think he is going to ask for a replay."

"Don, with the new rules, just instituted, they are going to playback the last few seconds up on the Jumbotron. So we call all see what the Referee sees."

"Here it is Howard ... The replay ..."

"My name is Flrxmmza, I am from a planet unknown to Earthlings, and I have adopted this feline form to not frighten you. My people ...

"Wow, Don, it looks like Flrxmmza is not a feline but a space alien."

"So is it 'Non-Human' or 'Sci-Fi,' Howard."

"It doesn't matter Don. As_____are_____both_____acceptable_____catagories."

"Sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are made, Howard. The Line Judge is picking up the flag."

Twwweet!!!

"It's okay, this is a fantasy. Spread-em, toots."

Fluffy, the cat wearing my glasses, approached. I accepted the inevitable...

OWWWWW YOUR CLAWS!!!!

 

[sirhugs]

TWWWWWEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!

"Well, Don, it looks like we have a flag on the field."

"Yes, Howard, the Line Judge is signaling..."

"'Unacceptable' ... 'Unacceptable Content,' yes Don. It looks like ... Wait ... wait just a minute ..."

"The Referee is conferring with the Line Judge, I think he is going to ask for a replay."

"Don, with the new rules, just instituted, they are going to playback the last few seconds up on the Jumbotron. So we call all see what the Referee sees."

"Here it is Howard ... The replay ..."



"Wow, Don, it looks like Flrxmmza is not a feline but a space alien."

"So is it 'Non-Human' or 'Sci-Fi,' Howard."

"It doesn't matter Don. As_____are_____both_____acceptable_____catagories."

"Sometimes in the heat of the moment mistakes are made, Howard. The Line Judge is picking up the flag."

Twwweet!!!



OWWWWW YOUR CLAWS!!!!

What about the illegal motion in the backfield?