i returneth in all my glory (which ain't much, let me tell ya)

[scylis]

so what have i missed?

any regulars get mad and storm off?
any great political debates/catfights?
any touching and emotional moments?
any touching and flirting?

or have you all just done fuckall without me once again?

ooooooo! you guys got new smilies while i was away! kewlies!




oh, and i want to log a complaint w/Borders and Barnes & Nobles. the bitches took their sweet fucking time sending the Lit book up here to AK (alaska), they did! i mean, here i go, getting myself all worked up about it, so i go out to the stores the day it's supposed to be released, and what do i find? JACK SHIT! "Availability: en route" or some such drivle!

BAAAAAAAH!

tomorrow!
tomorrow i shall have it! (see, i still don't have it b/c my last paycheck wasn't quite what i thought it would be)

i shall begin with a fient from the front, followed by a suprise flanking manouver from the left, after which.........

 

[RainbowBright]

so what have i missed?

ME! Hi Im' RainbowBright. I lick you already! He'res a Floawr!

 

[SweetCherry]

Welcome back, Scy! I missed ya. But what did i tell you last time? No more of this going off without my permission!

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Re: i returneth in all my glory (which ain't much, let me tell ya)

ME! Hi Im' RainbowBright. I lick you already! He'res a Floawr!

Geez, Scy, you're getting licked already. What a welcome back, eh?

 

[scylis]

hey! it wasn't my fault this time, honest! they moved me upstairs now, and the only way to hook up to the net from the room i'm in is thru "The Pipe," the local DSL system. problem was, it took me a while to find a LAN card that would work with my puter!

now, i could have tried to hop on my friend's puter, but it hates me whenever i try to do ANYTHING involving the internet! just doesn't want to go anywhere at all!

baaaaaah


and what a welcome indeed!

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome back, Scy.

Business as usual around here.

~members pissing on each other's wheaties.
~members ranting and leaving.
~strange absences from rantless members.
~Owen is distributing free condoms in the lobby. Did you get yours?
~debate over when we hit a million posts.
~lots of sucking, licking and have you ever threads.


Come on, stir things up a bit!

 

[scylis]

so THAT'S where it came from!

one of my housemates came home one day and gave everybody a condom. was quite odd at the time, but now it's all so clear to me!

*LOL*

 

[SweetCherry]

Dammit, I protest! I never got my condom. Someone's gonna pay.

 

[scylis]

you can have mine! don't care much for being in a position to use it anytime in the near future.

 

[SweetCherry]

Thanks, Scy. I'm ll outta water ballons and I've got a need to throw one t someone.

 

[scylis]

ack!

*jumps behind some cover, tenetivly(sp?) peeking out*

not me, i hope!
one of my housemates used a few in a water fight with his high school friends once. they created the atom bomb of water balloons! they filled the thing with about 5-10 gallons of water and unleashed the things on their unsuspecting prey (who where using regular balloons at the time)!!

 

[SweetCherry]

LOL

Come out of hiding, Scy. You're not my trget. This is just one of those random things. Someone needs to be nailed with a waterballoon. I just have to pick a victim.

 

[scylis]

*tosses over condom*

well, with this thing you'll definently give 'em something to remember!

 

[SweetCherry]

Thnks, Scy. You
re a pech!

*skips off, humming a little song and wondering who's gonna get nailed*

 

[BlondGirl]

I am glad to see you back. I have missed you and pondered your absence.