I resign

[Mickie]

I don't normally post to the general board, but this seemed to be more of a topic for here than anywhere else. Okay, so I'm on my umpteenth rum and coke, but the sentiment is true....


RESIGNATION

I am hereby officially tendering
my resignation as an adult. I have
decided I would like to accept the
responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think
that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud
puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than
money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and
run a lemonade stand with my friends on
a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was
simple; When all you knew were colors,
multiplication tables, and nursery
rhymes, but that didn't bother you,
because you didn't know what you
didn't know and you didn't care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
all the things that should make you
worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair.
That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is
possible. I want to be oblivious
to the complexities of life and be
overly excited by the little things
again.

I want to live simple again. I
don't want my day to consist of
computer crashes, mountains of paperwork,
depressing news, how to survive more days
in the month than there is money in the
bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness,
and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of
smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
justice, peace, dreams, the imagination,
mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So . . . here's my checkbook
and my car-keys, my credit card bills
and my 401K statements. I am officially
resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this
further, you'll have to catch me
first, cause........
......"Tag! You're it."



Mickie

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i'll second that... but can i be 5? then it gives me longer to be a kid and act like it... but wait a sec... i already act like i'm 5 most of the time

 

[Mickie]

My son (who's 8) says this is more a five. I give anyone permission to be a five. Personally, I'd rather be an infant right about now. The 'tit' thing, you know.

 

[Mickie]

Is there anyone who really gives a rat's ass? Or am I entirely alone in wanting to become something that is patently imposssible?

 

[cymbidia]

I'd like to be about 16 again, but know what i know now.
Can i do that?

 

[Merelan]

Sounds nice, but reality in todays world? No flipping way. To many scareys out there now. All I had to worry about was Russia nuking us in the night or on Sunday when we were in church.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

My son (who's 8) says this is more a five. I give anyone permission to be a five. Personally, I'd rather be an infant right about now. The 'tit' thing, you know.

Definately a lot of the tit thing here.

 

[rambling man]

I have the tit thing and im not five. Have you checked your pm's UC?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I have the tit thing and im not five. Have you checked your pm's UC?

You know Rambling Man, I definately am happy you are into the tit thing. I definately have some! They are really quite nice if you are into ample cleavage.

 

[batter]

You know Rambling Man, I definately am happy you are into the tit thing. I definately have some! They are really quite nice if you are into ample cleavage.

(batter uses his best Mr Rogers voice and says)

"well now boys and girls, can you say titty fuck? "

 

[unusuallyconfused]

(batter uses his best Mr Rogers voice and says)

"well now boys and girls, can you say titty fuck? "

Sounds like an interesting idea.................damn good idea actually.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I"m going to take up this space to tell Mickie how much I LOVED his "Dark Seduction" tale. Damn! I read it atleast once a month. One of the best stories I've read.

 

[cymbidia]

Remembering "Pierced"

Myst, you're one of the very highest-quality readers Lit has to offer.

We who write give each other all sorts of feedback, partially for selfish reasons (if we get, we give). However, it's unaccountably rare that a non-writer Literotician is willing to offer feedback as regularly and with as much insight as you do.

Thanks, on behalf of all the Lit writers.

 

[willywanker]

This thread reminded me of an e-mail I got some time back. You may have seen this before but it is about how life is backwards, seemed appropriate for this thread.

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do
you get at the end of it? A DEATH. What's that, a
bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should DIE
first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old
age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you
get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty
years until you are young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get
ready for high school. You go to grade school, you
become a kid, you play, you have not responsibilities.
You become a little baby, you go back into the womb,
spend your last nine months floating . . . and you finish
off as an ORGASM.

 

[YoungGun69]

So . . . here's my checkbook
and my car-keys, I am officially
resigning from adulthood.

Mickie

i'm taking the keys and the cheque book!!!

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hell, thats the best idea Ive heard all day.



I QUIT!!!!!!!!!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Re: Remembering "Pierced"

Myst, you're one of the very highest-quality readers Lit has to offer.

We who write give each other all sorts of feedback, partially for selfish reasons (if we get, we give). However, it's unaccountably rare that a non-writer Literotician is willing to offer feedback as regularly and with as much insight as you do.

Thanks, on behalf of all the Lit writers.

LOL... I've written a few things myself, too. Just don't judge them too harshly.

 

[morninggirl5]

(batter uses his best Mr Rogers voice and says)

"well now boys and girls, can you say titty fuck? "

It's a beautiful day on the General Board,
A wonderful day on the General Board,
Would you be mine,
Could you be mine
Won't you be my......... (neighbor)