I reckon it was one of those days

SeaCat

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This morning the wife and I went out to do some shopping. One of the places we stopped in was the local hardware store where we picked up some brushes and a couple more smallish rollers. We walked up to the register where I dumped these things on the counter and the cashier started ringing them up. The lady behind me asked me if I was going to be doing some painting. I couldn't help myself, I turned and looked her in the eye and told her these were going the be lawn ornaments.:rolleyes:

After we had tossed the brushes and roller in the back of the car we wandered over to the Drug Store to pick up some of that now controlled Pseudophedrine I need so much. We went down the aisle and grabbed the card to bring to the register. At the register I handed the card over and got everything ready. Drivers License, money etc. The clerk takes the card and after searching for a bit finds what I need. She rings it into the register then starts inputting my info into the computer As she is doing this she looks at me and asks if I'm having Sinus Problems. BY this time I'm starting to get tweaked and I didn't even hesitate.

"Nope" I tell her. "I'm jonesing and need some Meth and this is the easiest way to get some." My wife hit me.

We go on with our shopping and my wife is riding herd on me. She knows how I can get when people start asking stupid questions. We make it through the grocery store without a problem and load our purchases into the car. I fire up the car along with a cigar and my wife heaves a sigh of relief.

Somehow I can understand this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZkdHImCuQ

Cat
 
Doncha' jus' love it? :D

"Yuh choppin' wood there, Zeb?"

"No Luther, I'm carving a bowl of soup."

Here's your sign. ;)
 
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