I really want to have sex with my phone

[PacificBlue]

Do you think it will respect me in the morning?

 

[MissTaken]

Well, it depends on how good you are and whether or not you remember to hang it up when you are done!

Especially with a chordless phone, they aren't happy when the batteries die.

(You wouldn't leave your vibe on all night, would you?)

 

[ridddder]

Hope you clean up after you are done, nothing is worse than getting a sticky ear next time you use the phone.

ewwwwww

 

[Chicklet]

lol

i don't know how serious this thread is, but in the past i fantasized about sticking the thick round part of my cordless phone into, well, my twat...it really, really called ot me. hehehe...never got further than my mouth.

Chicklet

ps thank god for dildo's

 

[PacificBlue]

Well, it depends on how good you are and whether or not you remember to hang it up when you are done!

Especially with a chordless phone, they aren't happy when the batteries die.

(You wouldn't leave your vibe on all night, would you?)

hmmm...I'll have to think about this.

Sex with the cordless or with the non-cordless.

 

[PacificBlue]

Hope you clean up after you are done, nothing is worse than getting a sticky ear next time you use the phone.

ewwwwww

How about other parts being sticky wet?

 

[Monazwx]

Wouldn't it be great phone rings during? Great vibes.

 

[ridddder]

That is just it, somethings you expect to be wet, and others well not.

Somethings slide into each other better wet, sorta like making a nice sticky wet connection.

 

[Shingen]

No one has stuck their cell phone in their pussy, put it on vibrate mode and called their umm...pussy? Come on girls, there's got to be someone out there who's done this!

 

[PacificBlue]

Wouldn't it be great phone rings during? Great vibes.

This is what I was thinking.

 

[PacificBlue]

That is just it, somethings you expect to be wet, and others well not.

Somethings slide into each other better wet, sorta like making a nice sticky wet connection.

I like the sound that kind of sticky wet connection makes and the other sounds that seem to follow when it is heard and registers.

 

[PacificBlue]

No one has stuck their cell phone in their pussy, put it on vibrate mode and called their umm...pussy? Come on girls, there's got to be someone out there who's done this!

Ummm no. I was just thinking that I miss my phone sex partner. Was great while it lasted!

 

[kinkyme]

No one has stuck their cell phone in their pussy, put it on vibrate mode and called their umm...pussy? Come on girls, there's got to be someone out there who's done this!

hmmmm... hold on, i need to make a phone call......

 

[ridddder]

I still have my phone sex partner, but I heard it wasn't good to share. What did you hear?

 

[PacificBlue]

I still have my phone sex partner, but I heard it wasn't good to share. What did you hear?

I heard lots of moans, deep belly growls, and dirty talk.

 

[Shingen]

hmmmm... hold on, i need to make a phone call......

Wait!!!! Let me call, I wanna talk to your pussy! lol

 

[Monazwx]

I lifted this from NASCARaddicted at the Story Ideas Forum, so don't blame me.



But one of the craziest was: A girl had a telephone receiver in her pussy and a cellphone in her butt - but she used condoms ...

 

[kinkyme]

call away lol 1-800-mypussy *crackin' up here* lol