I really need.....

Expertise

Omniscient, Omnipotent and Occasionally Charming
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.... a blow job and a nap.LOL

Maybe i'll go home early.... at least i'll get the nap.
 
Only the patient ones with a sense of humor Sparky.... i've been known to nap during blow jobs..... seriously.
 
You would only do that once...ever. *eg*

Well, if you're going home early, then check your mail in the morning. As soon as I finish what I'm doing, you will have mail. (i've been doing this for 2 friggin' hours already. sheesh)
 
Hmmm... if you were willing to return the favor perhaps we could work something out?

Expertise... here are some red slippers... put them on and click your heels three times while chanting: "there's no place like Jade's apartment, there's no place like Jade's apartment... " ;) ;)
 
Re: Hmmm... if you were willing to return the favor perhaps we could work something out?

Jade said:
Expertise... here are some red slippers... put them on and click your heels three times while chanting: "there's no place like Jade's apartment, there's no place like Jade's apartment... " ;) ;)

If he doesn't take up that offer, can I Jade?
 
hmmmm

I don't know... it depends on your age, your 'talents' and whether or not you own red slippers...
 
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