i really need my ass rubbed right now.

[metal_minx]

this chair makes my butt go numb...i need a massage '-)

 

[Private Vasquez]

sounds like you need to head to the nearest carwash for a hot wax.

 

[427cobra]

i'm disappointed in the others. i'd have thought there'd be a line a mile or ten long for the chance to message your ass. but as they say first come first serve. i'd consider it an honor and pleasure.

 

[metal_minx]

thanks cobra i need some nice firm hands on my ass right now


damn pv...you're lookin ghetto

 

[riff]

I could go for an ass-rub myself right now.

I wish there was a woman in my bed calling, "riff, come on, honey.... give it a rest...."

As things are, I think I'll take an Ambien.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I was framed.

 

[metal_minx]

I was framed.

well they should also arrest your salonist...your 'do is choppy

 

[riff]

I was framed.

Aren't we all?

 

[mtelobo]

well they should also arrest your salonist...your 'do is choppy

ass?? did i hear ass?

 

[metal_minx]

ass?? did i hear ass?

lol yeah...it needs a nice rub & smack

 

[mtelobo]

lol yeah...it needs a nice rub & smack

well you know how good i am with both a 'rub and smack'

 

[Private Vasquez]

A sexy man-whore cut my hair. I like it...it matches my lipstick.

Sometimes it's okay to be framed, though.

 

[427cobra]

well we guitar players are know for having great hands adn i'm always willing to pu tthem in to the service of a pretty lady.

 

[metal_minx]

well you know how good i am with both a 'rub and smack'

oh yes...and so do many others lol

 

[metal_minx]

well we guitar players are know for having great hands adn i'm always willing to pu tthem in to the service of a pretty lady.

ohh guitarplayer...rough yet nimble hands

 

[mtelobo]

oh yes...and so do many others lol

ha ha.. well dont make me blush

 

[metal_minx]

well that was my first time doing that on the boards

 

[mtelobo]

well that was my first time doing that on the boards

really!!! you were wonderful

 

[metal_minx]

really!!! you were wonderful

i prefer live chat though... '-)~

 

[mtelobo]

i prefer live chat though... '-)~

Me too

 

[metal_minx]

ok time to take my problem into my own hands...literally

 

[mtelobo]

ok time to take my problem into my own hands...literally

Watches with big grin

 

[427cobra]

taking the problem into your own hands? how sad......can;t anybody help her.

 

[metal_minx]

taking the problem into your own hands? how sad......can;t anybody help her.

i know! my ass needs a good smacking right now

 

[427cobra]

shame you're half way `cross the country, lass........i'd be glad to oblidge.