I really need a rubber ass right now

[red_rose]

Ask no questions.

 

[glamorilla]

And I'll tell you no lies!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I was fixin' to say that!

I won't...really.

 

[red_rose]

You want a rubber ass, too, don'tcha, Glam?

 

[pipercatt]

I think I'd like one of those NuSkin asses. They are so soft.

Detachable of course.
snicker.

 

[StrawberryPez]

*imitates Beavis* BOIOIOIOING!!!!!!

 

[glamorilla]

No...I just need a rubber in my ass!

 

[metal_minx]

No...I just need a rubber in my ass!

dont you hate when they get stuck?

 

[Liontamr]

It might be called alot of things, but my ass has never been called rubber.. *shrugs*

 

[pipercatt]

dont you hate when they get stuck?

yup.

 

[glamorilla]

oddly enough i've never had that problem but i did once lose a contact while getting a facial.

 

[glamorilla]

he was a gusher.

 

[Private Vasquez]

gushed your contact right outta your eye...

When you found it, did you put it back in?

 

[glamorilla]

disposable.

much like my boyfriends!

 

[Private Vasquez]

so your view wasn't obstructed by any buildup, or anything?

 

[glamorilla]

you could say it made my eyes pop out.

 

[Private Vasquez]

saline. stat.

 

[glamorilla]

wash that man right out of my hair!

 

[pipercatt]

One word, Glam:


Goggles.

 

[red_rose]

wash that man right out of my hair!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Ask no questions.

I'm sorry, but I only just saw this thread, and I just have to ask a question. . . .