I really NEED a man!

[MissTaken]

Yep! You got it!

Here is my list of things to fill my new man's life"

~the van is leaking oil and the mechanic says it is nothing.

~I want to buy a new vehicle....try doing that without six feet of testosterone by your side!

~I have a swing set in the yard that desperately needs assembly.

~The bathtub fixtures need replacing and I want to take a bath without bringing the pliers.

~My headboard to my bed needs to be reattached.


You bring the toolbox. I have the toybox!


Happy Tuesday, all!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am a man

And I tick the lot of them, so do I pass?

 

[MissTaken]

I am a man

And I tick the lot of them, so do I pass?

For you, leave the toolbox at home and I will hire it done!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yep! You got it!

Here is my list of things to fill my new man's life"

~the van is leaking oil and the mechanic says it is nothing.

~I want to buy a new vehicle....try doing that without six feet of testosterone by your side!

~I have a swing set in the yard that desperately needs assembly.

~The bathtub fixtures need replacing and I want to take a bath without bringing the pliers.

~My headboard to my bed needs to be reattached.


You bring the toolbox. I have the toybox!
Happy Tuesday, all!

Sounds like Domme behaviour to me! LOL May I borrow your slave, oops I mean man?

Ebonyfire

 

[sexyspank]

Looks like I missed out again Miss T




Wendy

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

Sounds like Domme behaviour to me! LOL May I borrow your slave, oops I mean man?

Ebonyfire

Well, of course!

After all, what is a bit of sharing among friends ?



I promise not to wear him out.

 

[greybeard]

the simple joys.............

oh.....all the little stuff that gets in the way.......and yet it is really very important.......and as much as we like to think that we are so on top of things.......and able to deal so well with what life gives us......we long for that someone.........just to be able to say "can you move this for me?"

we truly aren't complete when we are alone...........

greybeard

 

[MissTaken]

Looks like I missed out again Miss T




Wendy

Got a toolbox, sweetie?


I know you have a toy box!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

Well, of course!

After all, what is a bit of sharing among friends ?



I promise not to wear him out.

They are more happy when worn out,, don't you think?

LOL

Ebony

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Miss Taken, only wishes to domme me... everyone queues for that.

If I dont bring my toolbox, what ARE we going to put in your playbox?

Oh and if we go new car buying you will end up with a sporty beast...

 

[MissTaken]

Re: the simple joys.............

oh.....all the little stuff that gets in the way.......and yet it is really very important.......and as much as we like to think that we are so on top of things.......and able to deal so well with what life gives us......we long for that someone.........just to be able to say "can you move this for me?"

we truly aren't complete when we are alone...........

greybeard

Too true *sigh*


Of course, I never had a man to help out when I was married, either.

I can probably manage the swing set, have a tantrum with the mechanic and bring my brother over to do the bathroom. The car....well, it can wait.

Perchance, I don't need a man? *smirks*

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

I promise not to wear him out.

Don't want the job then.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

They are more happy when worn out,, don't you think?

LOL

Ebony

Only if we are happy!

 

[plasticman33]

Yep! You got it!

Here is my list of things to fill my new man's life"

~the van is leaking oil and the mechanic says it is nothing.

~I want to buy a new vehicle....try doing that without six feet of testosterone by your side!

~I have a swing set in the yard that desperately needs assembly.

~The bathtub fixtures need replacing and I want to take a bath without bringing the pliers.

~My headboard to my bed needs to be reattached.


You bring the toolbox. I have the toybox!


Happy Tuesday, all!

Good grief, you sound like my wife!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Moving to the front of the line...

Miss Taken, only wishes to domme me... everyone queues for that.

If I dont bring my toolbox, what ARE we going to put in your playbox?

Oh and if we go new car buying you will end up with a sporty beast...

Well if there is horsepower involved...

Ebony

 

[badasschick]

Dude, I'm a chick who weighs a buck fifteen, and I've accomplished the things on your list.

OK, so some of the things I conned my into by being cute, but I still got them done. I'm sure she could do the same.

Bathroom fixtures are a breeze, 2 words: Home Depot.

Swingset: get some WD-40 and a qualiy socket set, you'll be good to go.

Headboard: use same socket set to fix the bolts to the bed stand.

The new car.....well I did that because family owns the dealership.

Just get the toolbox yourself, you can do it!!!

Plus, guys really dig chicks who know their hardware.


Tell the truth, you don't want his toolbox.....just the tool right?

 

[MissTaken]

Miss Taken, only wishes to domme me... everyone queues for that.

If I dont bring my toolbox, what ARE we going to put in your playbox?

Oh and if we go new car buying you will end up with a sporty beast...

I wouldn't mind a sporty beast as well as some beastly sport!


My toybox? Come and take a peek.....

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

Don't want the job then.

Ishmael

I fear you would wear me out!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: the simple joys.............

Too true *sigh*


Of course, I never had a man to help out when I was married, either.

I can probably manage the swing set, have a tantrum with the mechanic and bring my brother over to do the bathroom. The car....well, it can wait.

Perchance, I don't need a man? *smirks*

I have never been married. I have learned over the years to fix everything except electrical wiring.

Ebony

 

[MissTaken]

Plasticman? If she is still your wife, that can only be a good thing?


(Perhaps not. )

Badasschick: Ya....you are right. I can manage.

It is the tool!

I prefer the Sears MASTER MECHANIC brand!

 

[Ebonyfire]

But that is the point...

Dude, I'm a chick who weighs a buck fifteen, and I've accomplished the things on your list.

OK, so some of the things I conned my into by being cute, but I still got them done. I'm sure she could do the same.

Bathroom fixtures are a breeze, 2 words: Home Depot.

Swingset: get some WD-40 and a qualiy socket set, you'll be good to go.

Headboard: use same socket set to fix the bolts to the bed stand.

The new car.....well I did that because family owns the dealership.

Just get the toolbox yourself, you can do it!!!

Plus, guys really dig chicks who know their hardware.


Tell the truth, you don't want his toolbox.....just the tool right?

Why do it yourself when you can get HIM to do it for you?
And guys have never cared about my hardware, only my software!

Ebony

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I wouldn't mind a sporty beast as well as some beastly sport!


My toybox? Come and take a peek.....

Not JUST beastly... it can even be downright pleasant!

Oh dear... I better use my tool to open that box, it might eat me.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: But that is the point...

Why do it yourself when you can get HIM to do it for you?
And guys have never cared about my hardware, only my software!

Ebony

Yes, they seem to enjoy loading the software into the hard drive!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

Good grief, you sound like my wife!

Now, now, let's keep this positive <chuckling>

Ebony

 

[MissTaken]

Not JUST beastly... it can even be downright pleasant!

Oh dear... I better use my tool to open that box, it might eat me.

Only if you beg, cheri!