I really need a job, but I will settle for some sex

[Shy Tall Guy]

It has been well over a year since I had a job, but quite a bit longer since I have had sex (with another person), so I am thinking, that if I can have sex, I will be so upbeat in the job interviews they will just have to hire me - two birds with one stone!

Any volunteers to help me out of my slump?

 

[cybergirly]

Well what if you did both. Have sex at the job interview.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Gee, Seattle is a long way from me.

 

[katori]

I'd vote for combining your efforts, too. Get a job as a professional escort. There's even a website for you to apply on: www.Seattlehookers.com

I don't take responsibility for any pop-ups that may occur as a result of following the above link, though.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Well what if you did both. Have sex at the job interview.

That would depend on who was doing the interviewing. I am not sure that I could perform under pressure though.

 

[cybergirly]

That would depend on who was doing the interviewing. I am not sure that I could perform under pressure though.

Performs well under pressure should be at the top of any resume.

 

[metal_minx]

i know...i've spent all afternoon pounding the pavement turning in applications..now i need a shower, a rub down, and great oral sex

 

[MunchinMark]

I do have a job, but I'd settle for sex.

Ah well, bon chance.

 

[MissTaken]

I am here for you, STG!


As always, on the flippin' East Coast!




I really have to move west! Of course, then everyone will move east.

 

[PacificBlue]

It has been well over a year since I had a job, but quite a bit longer since I have had sex (with another person), so I am thinking, that if I can have sex, I will be so upbeat in the job interviews they will just have to hire me - two birds with one stone!

Any volunteers to help me out of my slump?

Yes. I'm free this weekend and you?

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Re: I really need a job, but I will settle for some sex

Yes. I'm free this weekend and you?

Woohoo! Go STG!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: Re: I really need a job, but I will settle for some sex

Yes. I'm free this weekend and you?

Babe, you had a chance this last weekend.

Seriously, sorry you couldn't make it - and I may be free this weekend, but I am not leaving Seattle, I am fried after that ride back through the rain.

 

[PacificBlue]

Babe, you had a chance this last weekend.

Seriously, sorry you couldn't make it - and I may be free this weekend, but I am not leaving Seattle, I am fried after that ride back through the rain.

You so did not want my sneezing, sniffling presence at your shin dig. I'm sorry I missed it. I was looking forward to it all week.

I can travel.

 

[miles]

It has been well over a year since I had a job, but quite a bit longer since I have had sex (with another person), so I am thinking, that if I can have sex, I will be so upbeat in the job interviews they will just have to hire me - two birds with one stone!

Any volunteers to help me out of my slump?

Pfffffft. Dude, it's a no-brainer.

Become a male ho. Find some horny women who will pay you to fuck them, and voila. Instant income. Self employment. Lots of pussy.

What's not to like?

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: I really need a job, but I will settle for some sex

Pfffffft. Dude, it's a no-brainer.

Become a male ho. Find some horny women who will pay you to fuck them, and voila. Instant income. Self employment. Lots of pussy.

What's not to like?

Uh, the kind of clientele who'd need a male escort. Ever seen Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo?

Eww.

TB4p