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And the the dog peed on several of the piles.



So I'm going to need some assistance peeing in the rest. I will pay $30/hr in Monopoly money to my kids' friends.
 
I was going to rake leaves today, but then thought that Sandy may blow them in the neighbor's yard for me. Then I played golf.
 
So you're saying my dog doesn't need to come over and pee on your leaves?
 
Hahaha...
Difference is, I'm serious, I pay real money, and I'm a fucking good cook so lunch will be epic :D
 
He can if he wants. I'm hoping they are someone else's problem by Tuesday though.
 
i have to be careful with my dog this time of the year. we blow the leaves into the road for the city to pick up and for some reason my dog thinks the piles of leaves are part of the yard and apparently that means she is now allowed to go into the road. that is not cool. she's too small and scared of loud trucks to be going in the road. consequently i yell at her a lot in the fall.

the end.
 
I truly did rake the leaves. And later the thanks I give myself will be epic, I promise.
 
i do indeed. she's also a toy poodle. no, she does not have that goofy haircut. i am not that secure.
 
I raked leaves, then they were blown back from whence they came, so I said forget it.

I will have to just run around and pee on them individually.
 
lovetoread said:
I raked leaves, then they were blown back from whence they came, so I said forget it.

I will have to just run around and pee on them individually.
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Better drink up then!


Seriously the funniest moment in a long time was watching my son rake for hours, a huge pile to jump in, and he walked away. I give the dog credit, she waited to see if he'd come back, but yeah, she jumped on them, peed, kicked a few up and walked away. He saw it all from the house.

I fell down laughing at his outrage. The nerve of that dog! Ha.
 
WingedKiss said:
Better drink up then!


Seriously the funniest moment in a long time was watching my son rake for hours, a huge pile to jump in, and he walked away. I give the dog credit, she waited to see if he'd come back, but yeah, she jumped on them, peed, kicked a few up and walked away. He saw it all from the house.

I fell down laughing at his outrage. The nerve of that dog! Ha.
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You know he would've laughed his tush off had it been you or anyone else that raked that pile.

Boys.
 
killallhippies said:
i do indeed. she's also a toy poodle. no, she does not have that goofy haircut. i am not that secure.
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I had a toy poodle growing up, fierce little guy.

My pitbull mix wears clothes now, a tiara, bunny ears, capes. I never dressed up the poodle.
 
lovetoread said:
You know he would've laughed his tush off had it been you or anyone else that raked that pile.

Boys.
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He totally would have. And he still laughed about it but first he had to yell, he is my kid after all.
 
Dick Boy's insults suck. At least try to be funny, can't you? Fucking moron.
 
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