I put some rubbers at my office

[thirty]

just for in case I need to use them...

what if my colleagues find it by accident?

 

[waffen4threich]

They will bend you over and fuck you in the ass just like the bitch you are.

 

[Tryharder62]

Tell them they make wonderful water balloons...

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[girlsmiley]

just for in case I need to use them...

what if my colleagues find it by accident?

 

[thirty]

I hope the rubber makers can put that on the boxes, so it will be easier for me to keep them in the office.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

It would be funny if your colleagues wait until you go home Friday and had UPS deliver them to your house over the weekend.

 

[spartan509]

Seriously. They're just condoms. Do you really think anyone will care if they happen to stumble upon them?

If nothing else, they show that you're a responsible lover. And a prepared one.

 

[thirty]

It would be funny if your colleagues wait until you go home Friday and had UPS deliver them to your house over the weekend.

What if a girl in my office finds it and asks me out?

 

[thirty]

Seriously. They're just condoms. Do you really think anyone will care if they happen to stumble upon them?

If nothing else, they show that you're a responsible lover. And a prepared one.

Good point... but I'm supposed to keep the condoms at home?

 

[warrior queen]

What if a girl in my office finds it and asks me out?

You really think you're some kind of Cassanova, don't you?
When in reality you have outed yourself as a cheating scumbag of a husband and father.
While there might be a few guys here who enjoy hearing about your cheating, I can guarantee that most of the men and every single woman here thinks you're the lowest form of pond-slime.

 

[thirty]

You really think you're some kind of Cassanova, don't you?
When in reality you have outed yourself as a cheating scumbag of a husband and father.
While there might be a few guys here who enjoy hearing about your cheating, I can guarantee that most of the men and every single woman here thinks you're the lowest form of pond-slime.

I can't agree with you more, i just can't resist the temptation of young girls... I have to say that the it's so enjoyable to fuck them.

I know I only live once...

 

[ChinaBandit]

The girls that might be interested in you thirty already carry condoms in their handbags.

 

[thirty]

The girls that might be interested in you thirty already carry condoms in their handbags.

Great...but I hope I can go bareback with them...I will feel much better if I can cum inside their pussy...

 

[bunnygirluk]

I think what ChinaBandit means is that they are either hookers or cheap.

Why would any self respecting woman want to go anywhere near you?

 

[thirty]

I think what ChinaBandit means is that they are either hookers or cheap.

Why would any self respecting woman want to go anywhere near you?

What did you mean by 'cheap' if a girl is not a hooker?

Why should we go for 'expensive' girls?

If a girl spread her legs and let me put my dick into her pussy, than she is a good girl from my perspective...

 

[parodyluvr75]

The girls that might be interested in you thirty already carry condoms in their handbags.

Because they're looking for him?

 

[thirty]

I think what ChinaBandit means is that they are either hookers or cheap.

Why would any self respecting woman want to go anywhere near you?

Some women are just horny, it's the simple truth...

 

[John Doe]

Good point... but I'm supposed to keep the condoms at home?

Is that a question or a statement?

 

[thirty]

Is that a question or a statement?

Question, so?

 

[John Doe]

Question, so?

So odds are none of us work in your workplace. How can we know what you are or aren't supposed to do?

Ask your boss about it then report the results here.

 

[Boxlicker101]

just for in case I need to use them...

what if my colleagues find it by accident?

Are you referring to condoms? I don't think I've heard or read them called rubbers for almost sixty years.

 

[Que]

just for in case I need to use them...

what if my colleagues find it by accident?

Is there a tank of helium there as well?

 

[CandiCame]

I keep condoms in my pockets rather than my desk but sometimes I'll just throw whatever's in my coat pocket into this little container thing at my desk so there's probably condoms in there. But also gum and lighters. If someone found them they'd be like, "that boy needs a fucking purse" because we need to take that back. I carry too much shit for dress pants. I do that, btw, because if a customer asks me for candy or to go smoke, which sometimes happens, I don't have to go back to the break room to get my smokes or a sucker or a lighter or whatever. But yeah, adults are generally like, "Yup. Condoms." And then they go on about their day. It's not weird or taboo or anything. No one will give a shit.

BTW, pretty sure you're not SUPPOSED to keep condoms in your pockets because it makes them not work for some reason. I have no idea why I think that tho, or where I heard it so it's probably bullshit.

 

[John Doe]

I keep condoms in my pockets rather than my desk but sometimes I'll just throw whatever's in my coat pocket into this little container thing at my desk so there's probably condoms in there. But also gum and lighters. If someone found them they'd be like, "that boy needs a fucking purse" because we need to take that back. I carry too much shit for dress pants. I do that, btw, because if a customer asks me for candy or to go smoke, which sometimes happens, I don't have to go back to the break room to get my smokes or a sucker or a lighter or whatever. But yeah, adults are generally like, "Yup. Condoms." And then they go on about their day. It's not weird or taboo or anything. No one will give a shit.

BTW, pretty sure you're not SUPPOSED to keep condoms in your pockets because it makes them not work for some reason. I have no idea why I think that tho, or where I heard it so it's probably bullshit.

Your body heat can affect the material and reduce their effectiveness. It's best to keep them in a relatively cool place.

 

[CandiCame]

Your body heat can affect the material and reduce their effectiveness. It's best to keep them in a relatively cool place.

Neat. I like it when random bullshit that I've heard is actually true. That's rare.

Edit: ...maybe that's why they didn't work that one time.