I proclaim this forum Kelsonized

Kelson

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Not too much to say, first 20 listed threads all were last posted on by me, Kelson! Wee...lets see if I can create a stupid thread....hmm...yup! :)
 
Never. I'd rather kiss the Turbanized RAT

Arghhhhh...I'm meltiiiiiiiiiigggggg...Yes I'll bow to you...
 
Woot! One has fallen already...when shall the rest? You know it is merely a matter of time...I shall claim you all as my slaves! Especially the beautiful ones like Arc...must enslave them soon.
 
Oh really?

Have you checked the boards recently, I think I am queen here, you may go. *waves hand dismissively*
 
Eh...hm...YAY! A marriage is coming up! All prepare for your new king AND a queen!
 
Careful Kelson, threads have been known to be hijacked by crazy guys utilizing objects such as pool skimmers and fish scalers to instill fear and opression!
 
With me in charge, we shall have no more worries about such madmen! :)
 
Madmen? I believe you just called me a madman...

...if only it were a lie, I'd lay the smack down, or whatever the terminology is today... I'm not "hip" with the "lingo" anymore... sheesh, I'm getting old :(
 
Arc da Rat said:
LOL

<places a lil crown on Kelson's head>

Aha , I can see that Arc has been to Burger King lately. Did she give you the toy too???

Chewey
 
Kelson said:
Now bow to me!

Once I tried to bow, and I lost my balance, and I landed on the person. It was not a pretty picture, they were kind of flattened. So for your own protection, I will refrain from such behavior.

Chewey
 
ARGH...LADY... not the gun...not the gun...ARGH...ZAPPPPP...


Yes my Queen...

*
...Hey the gun kind of feel ticklish...DO it again...

*
 
Lady J is Queen of the Universe

Actually I'm retired now, I'm a part-time senator of the universe in my spare time.

Where's my engagement ring damnit?!:eek:
 
Pool skimmers and fish scalers? Who needs such powerful technology when I have a cardboard box?! The most powerful weapon in the universe, I shall use it conquer all. Starting with this thread! Bow to the box or face it's mighty wrath!!!!!
 
Leave it to Kelson to do something that had it been me to try to do it I would've been flamed so badly I would feel the heat through my feet.

Hey, I actually rhymed! Yay!

Oh well, if you're considering yourself King, then I'll have to be the Revolutionary that will assassinate you...Character-wise of course.
 
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