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[Matthew Craig]

It's like a hobby you know? With tits and women who masterbate thier vaginal orifaces and wet spots.

 

[jezzilee]

I bet they masturbate too.

 

[Fala]

It's like a hobby you know? With tits and women who masterbate thier vaginal orifaces and wet spots.

Darlin...it's "orifices". No wonder you aren't hitting the right spot.

 

[DMBFFF]

It's like a hobby you know? With tits and women who masterbate thier vaginal orifaces and wet spots.

Misspelled "their" too.

 

[Hypoxia]

Misspelled "their" too.

Obviously a low-status underachiever with little access to education, regular employment, health care, decent housing, and women. His Chromebook and Samsung Android fone are his prized possessions, his windows on the world since the cable company cut off his TV signal for nonpayment.

But he has a purpose. That's all that matters. Have another Dr Pepper.