I owe you a eulogy.

HeavyStick

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For the past year or so, I've hijacked and killed your threads. It was a fantasy of mine to be dominant and powerful. You've seen through me.

Don't take it personal.

It's part of Lit and the nature of the GB.
 
HeavyStick said:
It was a fantasy of mine to be dominant and powerful.

That's exactly what my last girlfriend said while I was handcuffing her to the bed.
 
Re: Re: I owe you a eulogy.

Gunner Dailey said:
That's exactly what my last girlfriend said while I was handcuffing her to the bed.

Nobody ever handcuffs me to the bed.

I feel unloved, or at least, uncuffed.
 
Re: Re: I owe you a eulogy.

Gunner Dailey said:
That's exactly what my last girlfriend said while I was handcuffing her to the bed.


Gag 'em first.
 
High praise from the handcuffed?

Rarely are eulogies delivered by a handcuffed or restrained individual but this would add the right kind of empathy in my humble opinion.
 
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