I once knew a Marine named Spark(*)

[Markov Cain]

who loved his bass guitar and Kiss. This guy was so cool under pressure. He and I were sitting in his room when my CO and Top walked in unannounced. I stood up and announced loudly, "Good afternoon. sir!"

Spark(*) sat there, calmly licked and finished rolling our doobie, put it in the desk drawer, rolled up the baggie, and then turned around as if nothing were happening.

You've gotta love a guy like that!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He forced you then, huh? Hope you at least got a reach-around.

 

[Markov Cain]

You obviously think of more types of deviant sex than just with children. Tell me, got you Spock ears on?

I think I'll plagerize your stories, but put them into an adult setting and clean up the typos...

 

[Never]

Okay gentlemen, back into your corners.

 

[curvacious]

i once knew one named Thor who could go and go and go........

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think I'll plagerize your stories, but put them into an adult setting and clean up the typos...

Ummm, no, I was funnier. You lose again. Bu-bye.

 

[shadowsource]

Here's on for both of you, then -

How do you know your father's screwing your sister?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When you cum she says "Atta girl?"

 

[miles]

The version I heard:

What do women from Mississippi say when they lose their virginity?

"Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."

 

[shadowsource]

nope -

His dick tastes funny.
That's the only joke I ever remember. Short and disturbing. People never ask me for more.