I once dated a muffin that killed

[Svedish_Chef]

Then of course I got hungry and I ate it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dork.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Now you tell me you dont want to be eaten!

Favre lover

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, I don't kill muffins.

Fairyboy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No, you are however a muffin that kills.

Of course, he does play for Green Bay

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well do mosquitoes, spiders, and assorted irritating trolls really count as "killed?"

You just wish he played for SF

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Of course, hell some of them was outright murder

We already got an NFC QB thanks