I nominate lavy

[miles]

for this year's Litty Award for Sexy Avatar Excellence. There are no runners-up.

I got your statue.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

I have to agree with you on this one Miles.
No Contest!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I third the nomination!

and I also nominate SimplySouthern for her super-succulent ass avatars! (are you allowed to nominate two people under standard Parliamentary procedure? Where are my Robert's Rules of Order when I need them?

Of course, this type of a contest can't be settled by a vote. Counting noses on the issue simply isn't good enough. That's why I'm calling for the contestants to face each other in a steel cage match nekkid and fully greased up with baby oil.

So it is written. Let it be done.

 

[lavender]

 

[nasty]

Sorry, Gilly. Lav wins. Is their an award for runner up?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Ref? Ref schmef, I want to be the "Oil guy"......oh and the "lavy wrangler" too......can I be the "Simply Southern sideman" as well?
I want to be the "panty bandito" too......can I be the "Areola ayatollah" too, SOMEbody has got to keep those nipples blazin'


I want to drive the girls' trailer (A big Magic Bus of Sensual Delight) too.....can I take pics at the match?
If you need a stunt-cock, baby....*call me*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Yahhhhhh!

It's an all out sex war! No holds barred. Anything goes.

Funstud, you hold my feet!

I'm covering that legal eagle with mustard and ketchup and it's a fight to the death.

Docs standing by in case we need mouth to mouth or a quick anatomy lesson!

Put up your dukes and let's get down to it!

 

[Ask For More]

Ya know...suddenly i have an urge to study medicine...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm more interested in the culinary arts......I'll pick the anatomy up as I go ;-)

 

[*bratcat*]

I guess I am just last week's...

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Look out ladies.....I'm throwing a well-oiled kitty into the mix...

Yeeks.......who knew feline legs could spread so far apart? ......especially with those boots she has on ;-)

 

[miles]

Nonononononono

There is only one way to choose the winner. The judges will use all four senses - sight, smell, taste, and touch. Scoring will be on a 1-5 scale, with 5 being a perfect score. Contestants have the right to appeal their score by meeting with the judge in private. Behind closed doors. Like where no one can see.

Bribes are encouraged and appreciated.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Nonononononono

 

[miles]

Pick to your heart's content, babe

There are only two rules for the private conference rooms:

One judge and one contestant

or

One judge and more than one contestant

 

[SimplySouthern]

Would it be considered cheating if the 3 contestants got together behind closed doors and sent the judges a video?

 

[Purple Haze]

It would be legal, only if the video camera is operated by one Purple Haze.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Whos' gonna be our fluffer?

Women need fluffers too!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Shove off Hazerino..... I've got the only media pass at this function.....

I could use a camera "2" though....in the name of "full coverage". Partners?
I think we may need a grip too......where did lavender go?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Funstuderino

I got ya "grip" right here.

I've always wanted to say something like that.

 

[SweetNick]

Re: I third the nomination!

and I also nominate SimplySouthern for her super-succulent ass avatars! (are you allowed to nominate two people under standard Parliamentary procedure? Where are my Robert's Rules of Order when I need them?

Of course, this type of a contest can't be settled by a vote. Counting noses on the issue simply isn't good enough. That's why I'm calling for the contestants to face each other in a steel cage match nekkid and fully greased up with baby oil.

So it is written. Let it be done.

Nope, according to RRoO, you can't second a nomination then continue to make a different one, unless the constitution of the organization allows for such things.

 

[miles]

Rules of Order? I got your rules right here.

Dr. Clozoff, nominate to your heart's content.

 

[miles]

Simply Southern

Your lovely tush needs to be kissed. And kissed often.

I better stop now.

 

[lavender]

 

[Samuari]

Lavvy, are you coming to Stillwater for more Bevo burgers this weekend? You win er hands down, by the way.

 

[lavender]