I never thought it was possible to SCREW UP a kiss!

[Savage Kitten]

OMFG!

ok ok This isn't your usual kissy kissy thread!

I always thought kissing was fun and sensual, no matter how it was done. But boy, I sure found out different! I am trying to 'get to know' this certain guy so we hadn't fooled around until just recently. I thought he was being shy with his lil chicken peck kisses and figured I would teasingly give some instruction.

I told him to not be so greedy with his tongue, "open you mouth more please, give me your tongue." Very basic and clear, so I thought. So he forms his tongue like a hard little pecker and stabs my mouth with it thru his closed lips. This would be heavenly if he was doing it to my pussy but it was very flustrating as a kiss.

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I demonstrated. I slowly traced my tongue over his lips before slipping it inside his mouth. I used my tongue to caress his and coax it into my mouth. I was turning myself on. The minute I took my tongue from his mouth he was back to the dart-dart poke-poke action. Finally I just gave up and went back to the chicken pecks.


Anyone else got a SCREWED UP KISS story??

Sk~

 

[AzureAngel]

Thankfully, no.
Far as I know.

 

[perks]

omg I know that guy!

there's also the guy that has more tongue than a great dane.

The worst, however was the guy that would never ever let me finish a mouthful of food without trying to put his tongue in it. There is a time and a place for that, when I have a mouthful of mashed potatoes isn't the time.


I've never had a bad kiss from a woman.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Mistress]

A certain someone liked to give wet sloppy swallowing my mouth/face whole type of kisses which were not very attractive. As bad as having someone stick their tongue in your ear with lots of slobber on it.....


Cringes again...


THANK GODS my boyfriend is an awesome kisser...tender gentle,ROAR baby roar

 

[penguindance]

 

[Nomad4112000]

Yup been there, I had a lady that would move her tounge back and forth at great speed. She was the biggest mistake of my life. I have found that all the great kissers where great to be with. The bad ones where a mistake.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Am I totally wrong for giving up hope on this guy? I mean, if we can't get past this kissing issue then I don't even wanna waste anymore time on him.

 

[bluespoke]

Am I totally wrong for giving up hope on this guy? I mean, if we can't get past this kissing issue then I don't even wanna waste anymore time on him.

Try a quick slap across the kisser and 'Do it right or else!'

 

[JazzManJim]

Wait a minute.

You have to *learn* how to kiss?

 

[Beebeeblue]

Just come to my house Kitty....Ill kiss you like you want.



p.s. I am on leave now. Pool is open and its hot outside.

HINT HINT!

 

[Savage Kitten]

Just come to my house Kitty....Ill kiss you like you want.

p.s. I am on leave now. Pool is open and its hot outside.

HINT HINT!

hmmmmmmm now that sounds like it has a lot of potential hehe

hey Beebee! You are suppose to be my gal pal, how come you haven't hooked me up with an available guy yet?? *pouts* (Turner doesn't count as a available either, even if you do give permission hehe )

 

[alexandraaah]

Thankfully, no.
Far as I know.

No, you didn't.

 

[Demian]

sensual?

You don't have a pokey-darty kiss?

Mmmmmmmm

 

[StrawberryPez]

I dated a guy who would stiffen up his lips. Almost like he was nervous. I hated it. He'd lean in and say "I want to kiss you...." it was kinda sexy, so I'd lean closer to him and pucker up. Then the stiff lip action would start. Ugh...i remember thinking "Christ, I could kiss the wall and it wouldn't be this stiff."

I'm on the hunt for a good kisser.

 

[perks]

Wait a minute.

You have to *learn* how to kiss?

Of course.

 

[curvacious]

I talked to this guy for a few days and we both flirted the whole time, including talk about kissing. So when we finally met and he kissed me, it was awful. Too much tongue, too much drool (I swear it was drool--not just saliva, but drool). I knew then and there that would be the last time I saw the guy.
I agree with Nomad--the people that I've been with that were good kissers were great and the ones that weren't, weren't.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Try a quick slap across the kisser and 'Do it right or else!'

OMG, I've done that!

I was young... very very young, and my sisters and a neighbor had decided that I should learn to french kiss... the boy they chose was my age, and pretty damn dense. I don't think my sisters had ever actually kissed anyone, so all the great wisdom they were imparting most likely came from watching showtime late at night.

Anyway, they gave instruction, he put his hands on my shoulders, stuck out his tongue and waited for me to kiss him. I slapped him, he cried, and I stomped off home to play with my Barbies.

 

[Beebeeblue]

hmmmmmmm now that sounds like it has a lot of potential hehe
Then why arent you here yet?????HMMMMMMMMMM?



hey Beebee! You are suppose to be my gal pal, how come you haven't hooked me up with an available guy yet?? *pouts* (Turner doesn't count as a available either, even if you do give permission hehe )

Why is it the married womans job to help her friends get laid?? eh???

 

[lovetoread]

I went without french kissing (with only an occasional one if he remembered) for almost 13 years.

It seems that I need to get more practice in.

Eh, Tiger?

 

[penguindance]

 

[JazzManJim]

Of course.

Hmmm.

I never have learned.

The way I always figured was that you took the person in your arms, and just kissed them. There's nothing fancy or special to it. You just give them your emotions through the kiss, as if you couldn't tell them with words and had only the kiss to let them know just what you felt.

 

[perks]

Hmmm.

I never have learned.

The way I always figured was that you took the person in your arms, and just kissed them. There's nothing fancy or special to it. You just give them your emotions through the kiss, as if you couldn't tell them with words and had only the kiss to let them know just what you felt.

I bet you do just what you need to Jazzy.

the thing is a kiss is a gift, and some people don't deliver it well. To paraphrase Cosby " a filet mignon is great, but if it is served on a garbage can lid, I don't want it."

It's all in the delivery, and yours is incredible.

 

[Savage Kitten]

Then why arent you here yet?????HMMMMMMMMMM?

actually... i gotta have the girls somewhere in a couple hours or i'd be there

Why is it the married womans job to help her friends get laid?? eh???

I don't need help gettin laid As a matter of fact, If i come to your house friday to play in the pool I'll be passing up a chance to get laid. I need your help to find a man thats worth keeping around for a while! hehe

 

[Beebeeblue]

Well poo on you then. But the pool is still open any day. I just have appts on Tuesdays. Then home again to waddle around the house. God Im miserable.