I need...

[J.B.]

a massage right now... oh and the ability to absorb facts by simply tuching books...

ok

Now you...
what do you need???

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

a job
got one for me?

 

[J.B.]

a job
got one for me?

nope.
but as soon as I get one I'll try & get you one too...

 

[Wiggles]

a job
got one for me?

Hey Fly, you can do my dishes and vacuum my floors, anything to make you happy!

I need about ten more hours in my day. During those ten extra hours I would be forced to soak in fragrant bubble baths, read some good books, enjoy countless fuzzy navels, get a little excercise in, and occasionally listen to some mellow music.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Hey Fly, you can do my dishes and vacuum my floors, anything to make you happy!

I need about ten more hours in my day. During those ten extra hours I would be forced to soak in fragrant bubble baths, read some good books, enjoy countless fuzzy navels, get a little excercise in, and occasionally listen to some mellow music.

well if your gonna bath in that time... I can wash your back and hair... no extra charge

 

[morninggirl5]

I need a two hour long cassette tape. Guess I'm going to WalMart sometime tonight.

I need someone to cuddle with as I watch the race tomorrow. I don't think this need will be satisfied at all.


I need three papers to start printing from my printer magically complete and awe inspiring. Yeah, I'm dreaming big tonight.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

a massage right now... oh and the ability to absorb facts by simply tuching books...

ok

Now you...
what do you need???

I need to be giving ou a massage

 

[morninggirl5]

I need a male in my life that actually listens to what I'm saying.



A can of troll-killer would be nice too.

 

[mistyc]

I need the 7th March NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Angel]

I need someone to come drain my nose so I can breathe.

 

[KnightWing]

Morninggirl5...

I need someone to cuddle with as I watch the race tomorrow. I don't think this need will be satisfied at all.

Now there is a request I could grant!
Have a great day!

Wing

 

[KnightWing]

Almost forgot...

morninggirl5 I need a male in my life that actually listens to what I'm saying.

When God was handing out ears, I thought he said beers, and I said, "I'll take two big ones!"

Wing

 

[Gamelover221]

I need..

A loving lady to dress up in a tight little nurse outfit and take care of me...I got really sick today

 

[Shockdoctor]

I need someone to come drain my nose so I can breathe.

I need to stop picturing what that would look like.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I need a male in my life that actually listens to what I'm saying.



A can of troll-killer would be nice too.

The cans sold out - there was a run on them for some reason. There's a rumor the special forces bought up metric buttloads of 'em to take to Afghanistan. Short-term fix: illuminate their position and they should seek another, darker spot at least one bridge further from you.

 

[Mz_Scarlett]

Re: I need..

A loving lady to dress up in a tight little nurse outfit and take care of me...I got really sick today

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well hon... *hugs*
I would love to oblige in the nurse outfit

 

[Mz_Scarlett]

What I need right now is:

1) A close girlfriend to giggle with and cry with and play with
2) Someone to pet my hair
3) A good night's sleep with sweet dreams instead of restless ones


....and a night of totally incredible, mind blowing sex would be nice too

 

[kotori]

I need

an anchor.

Why? 'Cause I've just been told how "adorable" I was (her word, not mine) by a lady that's special. I'm like walking on clouds, and might just float away . . .


. . . and a night of totally incredible, mind blowing sex would be nice too

 

[rexfelis]

I need someone to come drain my nose so I can breathe.

*runs for the freshly grated horseradish*

Here, have a spoonful of THIS!!!

*runs away*

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Morninggirl5...

Now there is a request I could grant!
Have a great day!

Wing

Then why does your location still say Michigan????

 

[rexfelis]

I, I forgot, I need this erotic story to write itself, and mt midterm to write itself, and this annoying music to stop, and my bed to magically fill with women, and a job that pays better than diddly, and *breathes* oh hell, I am beeing a bit grreedy.

I'll settle for just the bed full of women. lmao

 

[ksmybuttons]

I went ice skating today. Now I could really use someone to massage and ice all the bruised and sore points.

 

[rexfelis]

I went ice skating today. Now I could really use someone to massage and ice all the bruised and sore points.

*Icing down his hands*

Here I come!

 

[KnightWing]

Morninggirl.....

Looks like your car is in second place. You however are first in my thoughts!!! Sorry I couldn't make it to your location for the race. Maybe next time.
Stay safe,

Wing

 

[J.B.]

Re: Re: I need...

I need to be giving you a massage

hmm.... yes you do...