i need volunteers please

[unclej]

sorry guys, ladies only this time out. i'm working on a new story line that will probably fall into the "mature" catagory. you know, someone my age and someone a lot younger. no humor this time, regular erotica.

now, here's the scenario and the need for volunteers. i only like to write about things that i know so it would be less than honest of me to write about this without trying it first.

i have the idea that our "mature" gentleman (me) could show a young lady pleasures that she has never experienced with a younger man using only a blindfold, an ostrich feather, a bowl of black cherries or maybe a peach and my tongue and a finger or two. anybody want to help and be a research assistant? it doesn't pay much but i believe the benefits would be pretty good.

sign up below please.

 

[unclej]

do i need to add a bottle of wine?

 

[Georgia Girl]

The table with the applications on it seems to be empty, do you have any more? Applications, not tables.

 

[Guest]

Oops, sorry, GG was motioning me in here...










Hi Dawn!

 

[unclej]

well, where'd they all go? there haven't been any turned in so far. they must be making airplanes out of them.

anyway, you don't need one sweetie. by the way, i like the new av.

 

[Nora]

Define your terms, unclej. How young is young?

 

[ksmybuttons]

Can't apply. It's been tooooo long to remember what it was like to be a "young lady."

 

[unclej]

hey, don't run off ladies. i can use a little creative license here. i'm in my 50's so 40's and down are pretty young to me. the whole point of the experiment is to see whether i can make a lady beg me to stop and then beg me not to without ever dropping trou. (that's my story and i'm sticking to it)

 

[SilverVeil]

hey, don't run off ladies. i can use a little creative license here. i'm in my 50's so 40's and down are pretty young to me. the whole point of the experiment is to see whether i can make a lady beg me to stop and then beg me not to without ever dropping trou. (that's my story and i'm sticking to it)

In that case .... count me in !!!!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I think I'm considered young. I mean, I'm still in college and I'm younger then my mean and nasty big brother.

and I dont want the application *climbs up on the table and starts dancing to music that just started playing*

 

[marksgirl]

Well shit, I'm 41 so I guess that leaves me out and in the old!

 

[Nora]

Hey wait. That ostrich feather is from a TEXAS ostriches, aren't they?

 

[Tantanah]

Is this the line for the trampoline experience?

 

[someplace]

I'm wondering

whether UncleJ can set up his R/L application table in Austin this Saturday? That would be cool.

 

[marksgirl]

But Someplace we don't meet the age requirements, we can't apply!

 

[Tantanah]

But Someplace we don't meet the age requirements, we can't apply!

Just lie on the application. He won't notice.

 

[PepperminTrish]

Is 37 too old to apply?

 

[marksgirl]

I may be to old but I still have a thing or two I can teach him! LOL!

 

[plzur her]

37 TOO OLD?

Is 37 too old to apply?

If its considered too old here, let me know and we can create our own thread! You look and sound too erotic to be passed over here.. their loss, our gain!!??
PM if your interested!!

 

[unclej]

ok, i'm gonna back way the hell up here and admit my mistake. it's scientifically imprudent to restrict the age range on such an important experiment. every one is welcome. well, maybe not everyone. i draw the line at naked octogenarians. i know it's not fair but it's my damned experiment.

so now, let's all get in line here. no pushing.

nora, yes it's a texas ostrich
tantanah, no...that's the next line over
marksgirl, i would never miss a chance at learning something new
miss trish, 37 is pretty close to the perfect age

plzur her...don't be tryin' to steal my ladies now. we here at lit are known for playing fair.