Buffytasamoto
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- Joined
- May 5, 2004
- Posts
- 15
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I have been a fan of Literotica for ages and have over time explored the many wonderful things it has to offer. A few times I've considered posting a few of my own personal fantasies (and plan to do so eventually) but what usually happens is I come into the site and get sidetracked, lol!
I'm a sort of chat-a-holic (Lately I'd be in Yahoo chatting with people for hours on end about whatever comes to mind!) and I enjoy meeting strangers online who are like me (Flirtatious, Sexy, Open Minded on just about anything, and who looks at life with a Sense of Humor!).
Mind you... I can be critical, mean, and a downright bitch at times (I have a VERY low tolerance for stupidity) but I'll let you know now...DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! I am, deep down, a pretty nice woman to get to know...especially if you're interesting to me, and as long as you don't type like an idiot (If huked on fonics didt werk fer ya den donk bother). A firm grasp on reality is also a plus.
I am not a stranger to posting places, and I'm sure you'll find I'm pretty darn clever for a blonde! Yeah, I sometimes (make that FREQUENTLY) suck at spelling and syntax, but then I was never good at grammer in school (I was more into...gasp...Math and Science!). However, I get confused pretty easy, so please forgive me if this gets out of hand. If you're going to reply to this post please do so with some thought...nothing I hate more than to get 2-3 word replies.
Okay, first off you're probably wondering what the hell I'm looking for. That's easy enough! I'm looking for people to chat with for the most part. What sort of people? I'll give ya a hint....if you find concepts like nudity, role-playing, masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, Sado-Masochism, incest, beastiality, Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexuality, or even pissing a bit Taboo (just to name a few kinks off the top of my head) then maybe you and I won't get along too well. I'm more interested in exploring those very kinks! (I have to stress now that I am approaching all this under the caption "Exploring my Sexuality/Fantasies" and I REALLY don't plan on making arrangements to fuck a German Shepard or sleep with my father...I'm talking STRICTLY Fantasy, okay?)
In short..I'm looking for a few good men/women who would like to share their fantasies, who are looking to explore their fantasies with me as I explore mine, who are willing to delve into their deep and dark secrets with a complete stranger (I've been told I can be pretty strange), and maybe discover a few new kinks I've yet to think up (hey, it can happen!).
Ok, a wee bit about me.
I am short (so easy on the short jokes). I am 5 foot zero inches tall, I have blonde hair, green eyes, and I weigh in between 110-115 (depends on lunch). I am a bi-sexual woman (and yes, my husband knows...he and my GF are good friends!) and I have a VERY Unusual sense of humor so please don't take it personal if I sound like I'm insulting at times (Have to warn ya now).
Think "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (It's actually where I get my "Buffytasamoto" name from...I have been nicknamed Buffy via my friends, and the Tasamoto part is actually from my first husband)....or "Supergirl" (Like my pic? I actually do resemble her! And yeah, I do have pics of myself..ask nicely and...))
I think that's enough for now. How about you? Any kinky/openminded/fantasy-curious people out there?
Oh, and I have looked around these posts pretty closely...and yeah, because I'm female I'm gonna probably be flooded in nothing flat by you horny men, hee hee. Sooooooo, I'm gonna start out by saying that if you are interested then by all means post a reply...BUT...in your reply I'm gonna ask that you state what famous person you think you look/act like (I am a very visual person, and I'll be honest, once I have a visual in my head as to what you look like it sticks! If your name is "Biggus Dickus 6969" I will have a mental picture of a retard with a 1 1/2 inch dick and who smells like he shits in his pants unless there's SOMETHING I can attach to, such as,"Hi, I'm BiggusDickus6969 and I sorta look like Sean Connery")
I also welcome women (did I mention I'm bisexual?) but I'm gonna ask that if you're one of those lesbians who like to dump on us bisexual femmes with crap about "How can you be into women AND men" then please..save the surmon. I've heard it all before. Ditto on any guy who has a problem with a woman who occasionally enjoys what another woman has to offer
Lastly, I'm gonna be VERY Honest....I have no intention of jeapardizing my marrage, my social status (as if I actually have one, lol!) nor am I stupid enough to want to "Meet" anyone unless it's on my terms, so if you're looking for a quickie then go next door. You'll have to impress the HELL out of me before I'll consider anything! Guys...I like you all, but I like my husband a LOT more. I will say this..what transpires between me and you STAYS between me and you, and you'll find that I can become someone you actually look forward to seeing online! I may be cheap but I ain't easy! Lol...I asked my friend to look this over and she made the comment that any girl that replies would have a better chance
(I think she's right!)
Anyways..that's my post....let's see where it goes from here.....
Lisa (aka Buffytasamoto)
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I have been a fan of Literotica for ages and have over time explored the many wonderful things it has to offer. A few times I've considered posting a few of my own personal fantasies (and plan to do so eventually) but what usually happens is I come into the site and get sidetracked, lol!
I'm a sort of chat-a-holic (Lately I'd be in Yahoo chatting with people for hours on end about whatever comes to mind!) and I enjoy meeting strangers online who are like me (Flirtatious, Sexy, Open Minded on just about anything, and who looks at life with a Sense of Humor!).
Mind you... I can be critical, mean, and a downright bitch at times (I have a VERY low tolerance for stupidity) but I'll let you know now...DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! I am, deep down, a pretty nice woman to get to know...especially if you're interesting to me, and as long as you don't type like an idiot (If huked on fonics didt werk fer ya den donk bother). A firm grasp on reality is also a plus.
I am not a stranger to posting places, and I'm sure you'll find I'm pretty darn clever for a blonde! Yeah, I sometimes (make that FREQUENTLY) suck at spelling and syntax, but then I was never good at grammer in school (I was more into...gasp...Math and Science!). However, I get confused pretty easy, so please forgive me if this gets out of hand. If you're going to reply to this post please do so with some thought...nothing I hate more than to get 2-3 word replies.
Okay, first off you're probably wondering what the hell I'm looking for. That's easy enough! I'm looking for people to chat with for the most part. What sort of people? I'll give ya a hint....if you find concepts like nudity, role-playing, masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, Sado-Masochism, incest, beastiality, Gay/Lesbian/Bi-sexuality, or even pissing a bit Taboo (just to name a few kinks off the top of my head) then maybe you and I won't get along too well. I'm more interested in exploring those very kinks! (I have to stress now that I am approaching all this under the caption "Exploring my Sexuality/Fantasies" and I REALLY don't plan on making arrangements to fuck a German Shepard or sleep with my father...I'm talking STRICTLY Fantasy, okay?)
In short..I'm looking for a few good men/women who would like to share their fantasies, who are looking to explore their fantasies with me as I explore mine, who are willing to delve into their deep and dark secrets with a complete stranger (I've been told I can be pretty strange), and maybe discover a few new kinks I've yet to think up (hey, it can happen!).
Ok, a wee bit about me.
I am short (so easy on the short jokes). I am 5 foot zero inches tall, I have blonde hair, green eyes, and I weigh in between 110-115 (depends on lunch). I am a bi-sexual woman (and yes, my husband knows...he and my GF are good friends!) and I have a VERY Unusual sense of humor so please don't take it personal if I sound like I'm insulting at times (Have to warn ya now).
Think "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (It's actually where I get my "Buffytasamoto" name from...I have been nicknamed Buffy via my friends, and the Tasamoto part is actually from my first husband)....or "Supergirl" (Like my pic? I actually do resemble her! And yeah, I do have pics of myself..ask nicely and...))
I think that's enough for now. How about you? Any kinky/openminded/fantasy-curious people out there?
Oh, and I have looked around these posts pretty closely...and yeah, because I'm female I'm gonna probably be flooded in nothing flat by you horny men, hee hee. Sooooooo, I'm gonna start out by saying that if you are interested then by all means post a reply...BUT...in your reply I'm gonna ask that you state what famous person you think you look/act like (I am a very visual person, and I'll be honest, once I have a visual in my head as to what you look like it sticks! If your name is "Biggus Dickus 6969" I will have a mental picture of a retard with a 1 1/2 inch dick and who smells like he shits in his pants unless there's SOMETHING I can attach to, such as,"Hi, I'm BiggusDickus6969 and I sorta look like Sean Connery")
I also welcome women (did I mention I'm bisexual?) but I'm gonna ask that if you're one of those lesbians who like to dump on us bisexual femmes with crap about "How can you be into women AND men" then please..save the surmon. I've heard it all before. Ditto on any guy who has a problem with a woman who occasionally enjoys what another woman has to offer
Lastly, I'm gonna be VERY Honest....I have no intention of jeapardizing my marrage, my social status (as if I actually have one, lol!) nor am I stupid enough to want to "Meet" anyone unless it's on my terms, so if you're looking for a quickie then go next door. You'll have to impress the HELL out of me before I'll consider anything! Guys...I like you all, but I like my husband a LOT more. I will say this..what transpires between me and you STAYS between me and you, and you'll find that I can become someone you actually look forward to seeing online! I may be cheap but I ain't easy! Lol...I asked my friend to look this over and she made the comment that any girl that replies would have a better chance
(I think she's right!)Anyways..that's my post....let's see where it goes from here.....
Lisa (aka Buffytasamoto)
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