I need to cyber now

ChefChip

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I need a hot lady, who likes to be treated as such to cyber with me, PM me
 
Almost an hour and no response.

Come on ladies of lit, the man has a request. :rolleyes:
 
Of course! What was I thinking? What woman wouldn't go insane with lust after one sentence from some guy she's never heard of before?
 
The way I look at it, if he can't masturbate without help he likely isn't going to be of much use to me.
 
I don't know... that first got me a lil' moist in the panties... :rolleyes:


lol @ Nora.... good point. ;)
 
Wait just a question. You ladies do not think that just 1 sentence from a guy could turn you on. Granted I know that one sentence here is a little ummm... well.... ummm.... it's a start. I think that all of you ladies who have responded could turn me on with just 1 sentence and I'd like to think i am not just some horny fellow. So the question is can 1 sentence from a man turn you on?
 
Absolutely Rick, but not from somebody I've never had any interaction with and know virtually nothing about.

The right guy wouldn't even have to say a word to turn me on. :)
 
I'd be turned on if the sentence was...

"I'm sending a girl-loving-girl and an ounce of hydroponic cannabis over to your house right now!"

Of course, he'd have to really do it for it to be a turn on. Now before you get worried about my stoner tendencies, I must assure you that an ounce would last me many many moons, and I'd think of him fondly every time I packed the pipe. Long after the girl was gone...
 
Sure it could, Rick!

rick_j21 said:
Wait just a question. You ladies do not think that just 1 sentence from a guy could turn you on. Granted I know that one sentence here is a little ummm... well.... ummm.... it's a start. I think that all of you ladies who have responded could turn me on with just 1 sentence and I'd like to think i am not just some horny fellow. So the question is can 1 sentence from a man turn you on?

There's lots of sentences that can make a girl swoon! Some examples:

"I pay cash up front."

(to a valet parking attendant) "Mine's the red Ferrari."

(to a drug store clerk) "Where do you keep the Magnum brand condoms?"

"No baby, you're the only woman I love!"
 
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Nora said:


There's lots of sentences that can make a girl swoon! Some examples:

"I pay cash up front."

(to a valet parking attendant) "Mine's the red Ferrari."

(to a drug store clerk) "Where do you keep the Magnum brand condoms?"

"No baby, you're the only woman I love!"


*Laughing* Well then I am toast. I don't have any cash. The only Ferrari I have is a model. The only condoms I have are the one's they give a way in the health center at the college and the only woman I love... err wait right now I have no woman so I love them all.
 
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superlittlegirl said:
"I'm sending a girl-loving-girl and an ounce of hydroponic cannabis over to your house right now!"

*raising hand*

Um, I'm a girl-loving girl with cannabis.
 
Ruby, you made me swoon again.

I'm definitely turned on now. I'd rather hear it from a woman anyway, to be truthful. We're going to have to get together one of these days.....:D
 
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rick_j21 said:



*Laughing* Well then I am toast. I don't have any cash. The only Ferrari I have is a model. The only condoms I have are the one's they give a way in the health center at the college and the only woman I love... err wait right now I have no woman so I love them all.

lol! See! You left out pertinent information! You didn't tell me you were in school. That's a whole different set of questions!

"Cool, I just got my acceptance letter to the Harvard MBA program!"

"Yeah, I have a good buddy who works in the registrar's office who's willing to fix grades for me."

"My dad said he was going to buy me a Ferrari when I graduate, but I think I'd prefer a Mazerati. He's so cheap!" (ok, that one's 2 sentences, but you get the drift)

"My grades don't really matter since Dad says I have a job with the bank he owns anyway."
 
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Nora said:


lol! See! You left out pertinent information! You didn't tell me you were in school. That's a whole different set of questions!

"Cool, I just got my acceptance letter to the Harvard MBA program!"



I did just get accepted to the University of California if that means anything but on all the rest of those I am still toast. Want to put some jelly on me and at least make me worth something?
 
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rick_j21 said:

I did just get accepted to the University of California if that means anything but on all the rest of those I am still toast. Want to put some jelly on me and at least make me worth something?

lol! And the #1 sentence sure to attract the loving attention of women everywhere:

"I have chocolate spread all over my body."

edited to add: Congratulations on your acceptance to UC! =)
 
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Nora said:


lol! And the #1 sentence sure to attract the loving attention of women everywhere:

"I have chocolate spread all over my body."


Well there is a reason for the av!
 
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rick_j21 said:



Well there is a reason for the av!

Then ya got it made, hon! :D
 
Made in the shade with a glass of lemonade all because Nora said so. MMM how good life is.
 
Great she is laughing at me. So maybe I am not made in the shade but can't a guy dream of getting laid?
 
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