I need to confab with the Texas Lit Den Mom's please

[someplace]

Can we talk? I know at least two, maybe three of you are here right now.

 

[someplace]

Okay fine. I can see you're all BUSY playing -- whatever. This is serious. I was worried about Bluesy. At first I thought, oh no, maybe we should ban him from attending the gatherings -- and then (you might be able to blame it on the port I'm drinking) his idea actually started sounding brilliant. So you can see, I'm really conflicted and thought we needed to discuss it.

 

[marksgirl]

You rang?

 

[Nora]

*present*

 

[marksgirl]

So?

 

[Nora]

*lays head in Marksgirl's lap*

Tell me a story while we wait, mommy?

 

[someplace]

Well THANK GOD and Thank you.

Now, whoever did that thread this morning on all the girls sniffing their panties needs to be throttled. But nevermind. Bluesy has been referencing that thread all damned day -- in some form or fashion.

During his last cig break from the UT game, he casually lay there and told me of his idea for a game at a Lit together.

"All the girls should go into the bathroom, remove their panties and put them in bag. Then all the guys have to see if they can figure out to whom the panties belong. The one who got the most right, wins."

 

[marksgirl]

*lays head in Marksgirl's lap*

Tell me a story while we wait, mommy?

LMAO

How about the one about Snow White, Ann Rice style?

 

[marksgirl]

Well THANK GOD and Thank you.

Now, whoever did that thread this morning on all the girls sniffing their panties needs to be throttled. But nevermind. Bluesy has been referencing that thread all damned day -- in some form or fashion.

During his last cig break from the UT game, he casually lay there and told me of his idea for a game at a Lit together.

"All the girls should go into the bathroom, remove their panties and put them in bag. Then all the guys have to see if they can figure out to whom the panties belong. The one who got the most right, wins."

Oh my God! That is too funny girl! Would make for one interesting party game though!

 

[LukkyKnight]

"All the girls should go into the bathroom, remove their panties and put them in bag. Then all the guys have to see if they can figure out to whom the panties belong. The one who got the most right, wins."

Where's the part you have a problem with?

 

[someplace]

OH Jesus -- well we all know BK would WIN doofus!

I've got to figure out a way for Bluesy to drop this idea BEFORE poor BlueDaisy's do in a couple of weeks. She'll flip out if he starts talking about this. Bless her heart. It's her first gathering and I get the impression she's a bit uptight about it. (Which is completely understandable)

 

[Nora]

LMAO

How about the one about Snow White, Ann Rice style?

Read it. Bleh. Too contrived. And Ann Rice can't write her way out of a paper sack.

I wanna hear a SpongeBob story!!


Somey...that was Minxy. Go read my answer to her in the thread. Then pick up a skillet and beat Bluesy about the ears with it. *kisses*

 

[LukkyKnight]

You don't want to be seen going into the bathroom with other women, and you're blaming BlueD for being a prude, is that it?

 

[someplace]

Well LK, actually our Texas gatherings are a bit more tame affairs than that. Except we're all holding out for Markgirl's gathering for the REAL FUN to bust out! LMAO!

 

[marksgirl]

OH Jesus -- well we all know BK would WIN doofus!

I've got to figure out a way for Bluesy to drop this idea BEFORE poor BlueDaisy's do in a couple of weeks. She'll flip out if he starts talking about this. Bless her heart. It's her first gathering and I get the impression she's a bit uptight about it. (Which is completely understandable)

Let him know she needs to be broke in easy, you can save the perving for the next one. Kinda like kicking it up a notch.

 

[someplace]

...Then pick up a skillet and beat Bluesy about the ears with it. *kisses*

You gotta LOVE Nora. She can solve ANY problem with food or food implements.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well LK, actually our Texas gatherings are a bit more tame affairs than that. Except we're all holding out for Markgirl's gathering for the REAL FUN to bust out! LMAO!

Y'all are pretty repressed, eh?

 

[someplace]

Let him know she needs to be broke in easy, you can save the perving for the next one. Kinda like kicking it up a notch.

Yes, I think we need to save that idea for YOUR party, MG.


OKAY, thank you ladies. I feel much better now.
Being a TLDM (ret.), I thought it best to let you help me figure out how to handle this.

 

[someplace]

Y'all are pretty repressed, eh?

In public perhaps a little, but watch out for us otherwise buster!

 

[marksgirl]

Y'all are pretty repressed, eh?

Hardly!

 

[Nora]

Tell Bluesy he ain't getting his grubby mitts on Coke's panties that easily, Someplace.

 

[someplace]

You don't want to be seen going into the bathroom with other women, and you're blaming BlueD for being a prude, is that it?

Well I can't close this out without answering this --

LK, do you HONESTLY THINK that the women of Lit have a PROBLEM going into a bathroom together?????? NO. *shakes head virgorously*

And the intrepidation felt by a TLDM prior to a gathering has nothing to do with prudishness. BlueDaisy is NOT a prude. She is worried about whether she picked the right place, whether enough people are going to show up, whether they'll have fun or not, and THEN the week OF the party, she'll start getting alot of PMs asking about the "orgy" and whether clothing is optional and THAT is a bit unnerving for a function in a public restaurant. She'll end up fine, but there is some nervousness involved with it. We're really happy she's on board and doing a FINE FINE job with all the Litsters in San Antonio and South Texas.

 

[someplace]

Tell Bluesy he ain't getting his grubby mitts on Coke's panties that easily, Someplace.

LMAO! OH I KNOW! I KNOW!!!!!!

 

[Effigy]

What, you mean we go to a restaurant, not a hotel room?

 

[someplace]

See what I mean? It starts...