I Need Sex!!!!!

[No Feelings]

Hey everyone or anyone, ive been looking for a particular story for about a month now and i cant seem to find it anywhere. I was hoping someone can inform me to what the title is. Its about a husband or maybe even a boyfriend who takes his wife/girlfriend to an office party. The story is in his point of view and its about how oblivious he is to what she is really doing. He mistakes every sexual act she does for soemthing else. I read it close or even more then a year ago. Anyone who can help please do i will greatly appreciate it.

 

[whispering_surrender]

Tatelou gave you a very good answer on another thread, so I'm a bit confused as to why you're asking the same question again, with just a new title?!?

Whisper

 

[No Feelings]

I reposted it because ive been trying the search for a month and cant find it, so i was hoping more people would look at the post with this subject and maybe just maybe someone will know which story im talking about.

 

[whispering_surrender]

I hate to tell you this, but I'm the one who generally answers the "I'm looking for a certain story" threads.....and all I ever do is use search. But there isn't enough that is "unusual" in your description to narrow down the search parameters. You need more information, not just a repeat of the same description. And I can't speak for the other authors, but I rarely remember the names of my own stories, let alone some random story that I happened to read a year ago. *grin*

Whisper

 

[oggbashan]

Since the purpose of the thread has been ably answered above, I'm hijacking it for the title.

How does an author get more sex into a story without falling into cliches or making the whole story totally unbelievable?

Any ideas? A co-ed bonking contest? Miss World contestants break the rules? A Harem is invaded by eunuchs who have discovered that Vi**a makes them grow new cocks?

Is there any original way of getting more sex per Lit page?

Og

 

[whispering_surrender]

A club meeting of disillusioned losers from the Literotica Holiday 2003 Contest gets out of control?

*big smile*

Whisper

 

[oggbashan]

Perhaps the Story Discussion Circle could give practical lessons to show what is and is not possible or experiments to measure just how many times a man can come in a night?

I can see it now - accurate measurement of the "pints" of come; the ccs of vaginal flow; the real size of erections; how many times a hole can be filled before it gets sore and dry...

Og

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't mind volunteering, for research purposes, of course.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

I would appreciate demonstrating that really old people still can.

Og

Edited to include: Tatelou's AV makes me think I can .

 

[Guest]

I'm sure you could, Og.

As I've mentioned before: I like older men. 4,000 years older... that would be something!

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Any ideas? A co-ed bonking contest? Miss World contestants break the rules? A Harem is invaded by eunuchs who have discovered that Vi**a makes them grow new cocks?

Og

Ewww. Og, are you trying to cram any sex in there?

Perhaps the Story Discussion Circle could give practical lessons to show what is and is not possible or experiments to measure just how many times a man can come in a night?

I can see it now - accurate measurement of the "pints" of come; the ccs of vaginal flow; the real size of erections; how many times a hole can be filled before it gets sore and dry...

Og

What would we do with real measurements, ccs and pints? I'm better off with gallons of cum and unlimited filling of holes and thinking they never become dry...


Whisp,
Yep. I'm in the club. I'll volunteer to take down the minutes if we are doing the research of the fine idea that you proposed.

 

[oggbashan]

Now you are getting me worried. Your location "Up the Arsenal!" is too close. My youngest daughter attends all their home matches with her husband.

A 4,000 year old imagination is one thing. The reality of being 4,000 years old is rather frail and dusty. I was a giant but even giants get worn out over time. Not so worn that they can't think about an encounter, but nervous of attempting something with a lady who has a talented husband.

Og (running and hiding)

 

[Wills]

DP

Are you only taking down the minutes?



Will's (Looking for membership forms)

 

[Quasimodem]

A friend of mine recently had to go to (I quote) the fucking hospital.

AS far a I am aware, we have been overlooking this facility, and the stories it may provide.

Think of some of the category-blending trysts which may necessitate recourse to this amenity!

The first timer who is has an undiagnosed case if nymphomania, or satyriasis, who is hospitalized by blistering over 70 per cent of the skin off their sexual organ.

The fellow who gets his Rohypnol supply mixed up with his Viagara, and is found hanging over a Christmas light decoration near a landmark gay club, apparently representing a reverse Rudolph.

Or a zoophila proponent whose trained gerbil break training, and must be removed by a professional gerbil wrangler with experience at extractions.

Even a Chicken Fucker with a badly bruised and wrinkled tallywhacker, after he meets a white-suited patient with a Colonel Saunders complex and memories of how to terminate chickens.

As you can see, this concept will allow a multitude of different stories with a high ratio of sex to inert filler. Basically, the format is 80 percent exposition of what brought one to the FH (Fucking Hospital), ten percent treatment, and ten percent denouement, of how the patient functions afterward.

With some care in the writing, FH could turn into a series that has as much longevity for the writer as ER has had for Michael Crichton.

 

[damppanties]

DP

Are you only taking down the minutes?



Will's (Looking for membership forms)

For now.

And as Whisp mentioned elsewhere, the forms n stuff will take 4-6 weeks to get to you through the mail. No. There is no other way.

 

[Guest]

Now you are getting me worried. Your location "Up the Arsenal!" is too close. My youngest daughter attends all their home matches with her husband.

A 4,000 year old imagination is one thing. The reality of being 4,000 years old is rather frail and dusty. I was a giant but even giants get worn out over time. Not so worn that they can't think about an encounter, but nervous of attempting something with a lady who has a talented husband.

Og (running and hiding)

Don't worry too much, I'm a good 100 miles away from Highbury (in case anyone is wondering, and perhaps worrying, I haven't been stalking Og and found out where he lives, Highbury is Arsenal's home ground ), but still, I'm not that far away.

You could be on the South Coast in a few strides, then, you being a giant and all.

I'm a bit confused, you say I have a talented husband. Do you know something I don't? Hehehe!

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Don't worry too much, I'm a good 100 miles away from Highbury (in case anyone is wondering, and perhaps worrying, I haven't been stalking Og and found out where he lives, Highbury is Arsenal's home ground ), but still, I'm not that far away.

You could be on the South Coast in a few strides, then, you being a giant and all.

I'm a bit confused, you say I have a talented husband. Do you know something I don't? Hehehe!

Lou

I'm about 70 miles from Highbury. I could be on the South Coast in 30 minutes by using my car (4,000 year old giants do use modern technology - saves wearing out the seven league boots) but no I haven't been stalking Tatelou either - just following her remarks about her husband on the NaNoWriMo support thread.

Giants are too conspicuous to stalk anyone.

Og

 

[oggbashan]

Stalking Tatelou would be too easy - Just visit her website and say hello.

Og

 

[raphy]

Edited to include: Tatelou's AV makes me think I can .

Tatelou's AV would make a corpse think it can..

 

[oggbashan]

Tatelou's AV would make a corpse think it can..

I know, how I know. The Israelis killed me 4,000 years ago but Tatelou's AV makes me forget I'm dead.

Og

 

[raphy]

I know, how I know. The Israelis killed me 4,000 years ago but Tatelou's AV makes me forget I'm dead.

Og

*refrains from making obvious comment about rigor mortis*

 

[Guest]

Stalking Tatelou would be too easy - Just visit her website and say hello.

Og

Shhh, don't tell them that. It's a bit worrying!

Thanks for signing my guestbook, btw.

Lou

P.S. All this talk about my AV raising the dead: Anyway, you're a good one to talk, Raphy.

 

[raphy]

Shhh, don't tell them that. It's a bit worrying!

Thanks for signing my guestbook, btw.

Lou

P.S. All this talk about my AV raising the dead: Anyway, you're a good one to talk, Raphy.

*innocent grin*

 

[Guest]

*innocent grin*

Innocent? My arse!

Lou

 

[raphy]

Innocent? My arse!

Lou

Your arse is innocent? I'll never believe it without proof