i need money for Tool.

[scylis]

Tool is coming to Anchorage on the 31st. i need two tickets. i'm jus' a po' college student, and i don't haves the money to get em. tickets are $43 a pop.

this here is the call for donations to the Official Help Scylis See Tool and Score Fund.

i accept fully-paid tickets, credit card, or PayPal™.

(the preceding has been a wacky fictional post. taking a girl to see Tool will not get me lucky, friend. i'm just really bored and in a less than serious mood)

 

[Sillyman]

How do I know you won't just spend the money on guns and ammo?

 

[Debbie]

I will send you $1 NZ if you will sing your favourite song to us.

 

[scylis]

How do I know you won't just spend the money on guns and ammo?

uhh... b/c it's TOOL?!?

 

[Sillyman]

I don't know... Is begging for money to see Tool in keeping with Bushido?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Do you 'cept food stamps?

 

[scylis]

I don't know... Is begging for money to see Tool in keeping with Bushido?

i'm a ronin, damnit! you think i'd be ronin if i kept to the code of Bushido 100% of the time?

 

[MechaBlade]

well, it's just tool.

 

[scylis]

well, it's just tool.

is that Brittany Spears in your av?

 

[Never]

I'd make him put his katana away before answering that MechaBlade.

 

[MechaBlade]

is that Brittany Spears in your av?

Keep your weapon low when you say that.

 

[scylis]

*keeps my katana sheathed, right hand on the hilt*

well, is it?

 

[MechaBlade]

Yes. It's hard to find a woman in patriotic getup! I looked!

 

[scylis]

Yes. It's hard to find a woman in patriotic getup! I looked!

*hand still on hilt*

would you have used someone else if at all possible?

 

[MechaBlade]

*hand still on hilt*

would you have used someone else if at all possible?

If they were nearly as beautiful.

Look, I'd do her but her music sucks. Tool is good. Mostly. Now I have to go to bed.

 

[scylis]

ok.

*in a flash draws sword and beheads Spears in one fluid motion, returning katana to its shealth after cleaning the blood off with a snap of the arm*

Bushido is satisfied.

 

[MechaBlade]

ok.

*in a flash draws sword and beheads Spears in one fluid motion, returning katana to its shealth after cleaning the blood off with a snap of the arm*

Bushido is satisfied.

You killed my bitch. [draws MechaBlade] You shall pay on Sept. 12th, after my day of peace and remembrance. [puts Blade back]

 

[StrawberryPez]

Tool was in Chicago a couple of weeks ago...awesome show. I'd seriously consider sending you money



and stuff for MechaBlade (because i hate Britney Spears)

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[scylis]

Tool was in Chicago a couple of weeks ago...awesome show. I'd seriously consider sending you money

this will be Tool's smallest show ever. and it's even smaller than other concerts here as they're still planning to use all their stage show stuff.

 

[StrawberryPez]

So how much are the tickets there? If I remember correctly they were about $30 here.

 

[scylis]

So how much are the tickets there? If I remember correctly they were about $30 here.

*points to first post*

 

[StrawberryPez]

tickets are $43 a pop.

Oh..right heh.

So...it would cost me about $86 bucks to send you to the most awesome concert ever.


Oddly enough that's exactly the ammount of money in my wallet right now heh.

 

[scylis]

don't you dare.

 

[StrawberryPez]

You don't want me to send you money?

 

[scylis]

i couldn't possibly accept it.