I need help!

[Eumenides]

I think I'm addicted to Ramen and cheese.

As two separate entities.

Not together

 

[cybergirly]

Whew...

I was worried you were eating them together.

 

[Eumenides]

Nope, kinda in tandem, like.

 

[cybergirly]

So it's like: Suck, swallow, nibble, swallow... repeat?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Just boil the cheese in the water with the noodles and all will be well.

 

[Eumenides]

So it's like: Suck, swallow, nibble, swallow... repeat?

Wait, what's this thread about?

Sex?

No?

Wow, never heard anyone make ramen and cheese sound sexy before. LOL

 

[Nora]

Ma'am. Step away from the...ma'am. I said. Step away from the...don't make me get rough with ya now, Ma'am. Step away from the cheese. Just do it.

 

[Eumenides]

Just boil the cheese in the water with the noodles and all will be well.

You are one sick, twisted bitch. LOL...and I heart thee.

 

[cybergirly]

Wait, what's this thread about?

Sex?

No?

Wow, never heard anyone make ramen and cheese sound sexy before. LOL

Did I mention, I REALLY like ramen?

 

[Eumenides]

Ma'am. Step away from the...ma'am. I said. Step away from the...don't make me get rough with ya now, Ma'am. Step away from the cheese. Just do it.

But the ramen's okay?

 

[Eumenides]

Did I mention, I REALLY like ramen?

With or without the juice?

 

[Nora]

But the ramen's okay?

Yes, but only with half the juice.

 

[cybergirly]

With or without the juice?

With just a little bit of the juice. Don't want it to dry ya know.

 

[Private Vasquez]

And add some green beans while you're at it.

 

[Eumenides]

No Juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But only regarding Ramen.

And PV--I don't like green beans with cheese

 

[amelia]

i never want to eat another ramen noodle thingy...EVER again!

 

[cybergirly]

ewwww greenbeans and cheese? No, no, no...

It's gotta be ramen, corn and cheese, doesn't everyone know that?

 

[Eumenides]

Okay, before nora tells on me, I'll beat her to the punch.

I cut my finger trying to get the ramen packet open.

Bled all over the fucking counter.

Now I have a tourniquet around my finger.


Amelia--not even with me????

 

[Eumenides]

What is wrong with you people? The only veggie that goes with cheese is broccoli. DUH

 

[Saint Peter]

I get wierd food feelings when 5 bucks at CostCO will buy enough ramen to fill my trunk.

 

[cybergirly]

Cheese and broccoli? That's just weird.

 

[amelia]

Amelia--not even with me????

you can eat ramen OFF me....but..that's the best offer i can make

 

[Eumenides]

I'll forgive you for that one, Cybergirly...but one more crack and...well, I'll forgive you for that too.

*sigh*

So fuckin' hard to be a meanie

 

[Nora]

Well sheesh! I wasn't gonna rat you out! Even though you used a knife to open a slick, foil packet instead of the handy kitchen shears WHICH IS WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR! *cough*

I'd never point out to your friends what a silly widget you are.

 

[Eumenides]

you can eat ramen OFF me....but..that's the best offer i can make

Oooh...is that a promise?