I need dirty names to call my lover during sex and in text during the day

[slam64]

He has tons of names he calls me like slut, whore, dirty cunt, you get the idea, and I just am stuck with the boring bastard, cock sucker and mother fucker. I need help in things to call him, the dirtier and nastier the better!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I might eliminate the use of "boring bastard"

 

[Cumference]

Insulting or just dirty?


" two inch"

"Minuteman"

"flaccid Freddy"

"Chief Wandering Dildo"

 

[NightL]

I just am stuck with the boring bastard, cock sucker and mother fucker.

hmm - with that you could always try "bye" and not return his calls. That would get his attention.

Maybe uncle Jimbly Dribbles? - na, that is for someone else

 

[TossHerSalad]

Try this: Semen guzzling cock holster...

 

[cripple92996]

idea

Try seakapal is an African word for low hung jackass

 

[crowfoot]

How bout "The keeper of the Snake", "The Master of the pleasure Stick" or "The Maker of O"!

 

[wildebird]

Try seakapal is an African word for low hung jackass

Oooh, I like this one!

And - going into more translingual, how about "Din inavlade kuksugare" - Swedish for "You inbred cocksucker!"

 

[mscriber9]

Spunk-monkey, crotch-jockey, one-setting sextoy, Sir Cums-too-soon?

 

[knotty_canuck]

fuckboy, fucktoy, bitch, cum-eating prick, worthless ball sack, excuse for a cock, cunt-licking prick... use the imagination. The list is potentially endless ...

 

[xanach]

walking dildo
good for nothing rug muncher
pussy juice depository

 

[jomar]

Call him the same things he calls you.

 

[subwannabe]

I'm going to turn this one around just a little bit. If it were me, I would want my woman to talk about sex acts instead of calling me names. Like describing what she was going to do to me or describing what she wants me to do to her and I would rather hear her talk about her luscious wet pussy instead of talking about my studly stud huge cock.

 

[Felix_Jones]

He has tons of names he calls me like slut, whore, dirty cunt, you get the idea, and I just am stuck with the boring bastard, cock sucker and mother fucker. I need help in things to call him, the dirtier and nastier the better!

Don't bother. People are boring and relationships are not worth the effort.