I need another word for penis

[xlc67]

but not johnson.....can't use that

 

[Angel]

Cock, Dick, PeePee, Peeder, Cack, Wanker, WeeWee, Hot Slab of Throbbing ManMeat....

 

[Mischka]

Boner, prick, member, love muscle.

 

[xlc67]

I was thinking maybe just calling it my Clinton

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

My personal fave: hot beef injection

Uugh. That one always makes me shudder. Sounds like some sort of meat product being stuffed in an intestinal sausage wrapping.

I like "my Clinton" though.

 

[xlc67]

I figured I could save "my Hillary" for my bum

 

[curvacious]

schlong


Don't know why but that word just cracks me up.

 

[xlc67]

schlong


Don't know why but that word just cracks me up.

schlong


You know...it kinda makes it sound long and heavy at the same time....I do like that


schlong


Yea, I like that....

 

[MuffinMan]

How about breadstick??!!

 

[Problem Child]

wait till KM finds out about this guy...

 

[lavender]

 

[xlc67]

Little boy is wearing a cowboy outfit, equipped with guns, holsters, sherriff's badge, etc...

He walks into an ice cream shop and orders a banana split. The lady asks "Do you want your nuts crushed?"

The little boy replies "Do you want your tits shot off?"

 

[Debbie]

trouser snake
blue-veined junket pumper
boner
cock
dick
dipstick
dong
doughnut holder
firm worm
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
pee-pee
percy
piece of pork
pink oboe
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pussy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wee-wee
wife's best friend
willy
woody

 

[xlc67]

(sighing and gazing off into space)

I think I'm in love...

 

[MuffinMan]

You forgot rolling pin...
Meat thermometer...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

A cock by any other name is still a cock ...

manhood
thing <lol you all forgot the most simple one>

ha ha it reminds my of the Austin Powers flic ... where they would end one scene with a "penis word" and make it relevant to the next scene ... it was hilarious - even "Woody" Harrelson made an appearance ... lmao

 

[miles]

schwantz

 

[xlc67]

I guess I have my trusty action verb and my two dangeling participles...

 

[Ask For More]

I prefer to use Little Dragon when referring to mine

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

schwantz

Or Schwartz - "And may the schwartz be with youuuuuuuuuuuuu!" - Yogurt, SpaceBalls

Oh sorry, wrong thread

 

[YoungGun69]

PEDRO

 

[miles]

shadowsource

 

[xlc67]

How about the ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT .....

 

[MuffinMan]

How about my BIG FAT THREAD?