I need an inspiration!

[meathead96]

I'm writing a story and the character competes at a strip club that is having "amateur night". Has anyone here actually been in a competition like this, and if so, can you give me any pointers? I've never been to one where they had an amateur night, though I've heard of them. PM me or reply here.
Thanks for your help in advance!

 

[sr71plt]

It's fiction. Let loose your imagination.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Youtube has hundreds of vids and the discussions under them can be useful as well.

 

[mynameisben]

Attend a strip club amateur night competition.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Here's a free plot bunny that should inspire you.

Your character goes to a strip bar and see's Hillary and her ass curled around a strip pole. There is so much meat on Hillary's ass that your character suddenly realizes Hillary could feed all of Africa for 10 years. So he kidnaps Hillary, takes her to Africa, saves all the starving people there, and replaces Bono as the Presidents chief consultant for world hunger.

 

[jomar]

I was in one a long time ago at the beach. My friends put me up to it and paid me money.

Somehow or other I got hold of a pair of those rip away pants, you know, the ones you just yank and they're off?

Anyway, they were playing some cranking song, don't remember it except it was loud and had a great beat. I guess I was kind of drunk.

So I clapped my hands over my head and danced around the stage and got the house going and suddenly ripped my shirt off and yanked off my pants and jumped off the stage in one swoop.

I landed next to a blue hair who seemed a bit confused about it all and shook my money-maker at her a few times until my junk slipped out of the banana strap and whapped her in the face a couple of times.

Boy, was my face red.

 

[meathead96]

Thanks for your help

Youtube has hundreds of vids and the discussions under them can be useful as well.

Thanks so much to all of you who have posted so far. I hadn't thought about "YouTube", but that would be good also. I will check it out. As far as Hillary, I've always believed she was "bi". Have nothing against it, but I think it explains the famous dress stain. Bill was watching Hillary and Monica go at it on the floor and he was wanking as she stood over them. Both were splashed, but only Monica's made the news. (just a theory)

Thanks again!

 

[Carnevil9]

You might want to post your question in the "Story Ideas" forum. Lots of good ideas floating around over there.

 

[meathead96]

You might want to post your question in the "Story Ideas" forum. Lots of good ideas floating around over there.

Thanks! I got some great ideas and I was able to write the whole story this afternoon! Thanks for the tips! Now I hope people will read it (Gotcha! Ch. 02) when Lit approves it.

 

[xssve]

Here's a free plot bunny that should inspire you.

Your character goes to a strip bar and see's Hillary and her ass curled around a strip pole. There is so much meat on Hillary's ass that your character suddenly realizes Hillary could feed all of Africa for 10 years. So he kidnaps Hillary, takes her to Africa, saves all the starving people there, and replaces Bono as the Presidents chief consultant for world hunger.

A more practical solution would be be to feed your fat ass to the Africans, since Hillary actually does something useful.

 

[TMNT_FAN]

Attend a strip club amateur night competition.

I'm with Ben on this one