I need a new stalkee.

[Kitte]

Applications being taken here.

 

[SweetCherry]

Ooh!! Me!! Pick ME!! I've never had a stalker before.

 

[lovetoread]

Whats it like to be stalked?

I have always been the stalker,not the stalkee.

 

[bknight2602]

What are the qualifications you're looking for? Thread stalking, PM stalking, what ar we talking about here?

 

[Kitte]

Whoever I choose to stalk will find me PMing randomly, mysteriously appearing in threads you post in and the occasional blurt.

Included is vague and not so vague sexual innuendos.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Whoever I choose to stalk will find me PMing randomly, mysteriously appearing in threads you post in and the occasional blurt.

Included is vague and not so vague sexual innuendos.

Somebody is gonna be VERY lucky!

 

[bknight2602]

Somebody is gonna be VERY lucky!

Good morning Bluesy, how are the gigs going? I hope well for you and the guys!

 

[JerseyBoy]

Whats it like to be stalked?

I have always been the stalker,not the stalkee.

it's just not safe to stalk someone when there is such a large stripped cat nearby

 

[Bluesboy2]

Good morning Bluesy, how are the gigs going? I hope well for you and the guys!

I am fine, gigs are going ok. How is NWN?

 

[bknight2602]

I am fine, gigs are going ok. How is NWN?

In third area, slowly but surely inching my way. Getting colder up there?

 

[Kitte]

No more takers....

 

[lovetoread]

it's just not safe to stalk someone when there is such a large stripped cat nearby

It is safe to stalk me,honest.

 

[bknight2602]

No more takers....

Lurking in the shadows, waiting for the Kitte to look the other way!

mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Bluesboy2]

It is safe to stalk me,honest.

Is it safe for me to stalk you or just kitte?

 

[tswyk]

I don't think I've EVER had a stalker...and I'm totally open to new experiences....

 

[Bluesboy2]

I don't think I've EVER had a stalker...and I'm totally open to new experiences....

Are you really? Loves to expand paradigms

 

[tswyk]

Are you really? Loves to expand paradigms

hmmm....YES.

 

[Bluesboy2]

hmmm....YES.

Ok, consider yourself stalked

 

[Kitte]

Hmph..... somebody is stealing my potential stalkees!


*pout*

 

[tswyk]

oh GOODIE!!!!


Let the good times roll!!!!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Oops

Hmph..... somebody is stealing my potential stalkees!


*pout*

Guess not tswyk Kitte is my friend, sorry.
But you could stalk me...

 

[Kitte]

Re: Oops

Guess not tswyk Kitte is my friend, sorry.
But you could stalk me...

stalk away honey...Im just funning with ya! I think I have chosen my new stalkee anyways....hmm I wonder if he knows....

 

[bknight2602]

Re: Re: Oops

stalk away honey...Im just funning with ya! I think I have chosen my new stalkee anyways....hmm I wonder if he knows....

Reaching out and grabbing Kitte while she's talking to Bluesy!

 

[tswyk]

Re: Oops

Guess not tswyk Kitte is my friend, sorry.

Well, that must be some kind of record!

SHORTEST STALK IN HISTORY OF LIT!

 

[Velius]

I could use a stalker, or stalk somebody. What's involved anyway? I like to know what I am doing before I start a job.