I need a man.

[Silverluna]

Someone to clean my drains, do some house painting...you know all the icky stuff I hate to do....oh and the salary is of course some sexual activity.....sounds like a deal?

 

[J.B.]

I need a man

I just want him for sex though.

 

[Asendin]

 

[medjay]

Someone to clean my drains, do some house painting...you know all the icky stuff I hate to do....oh and the salary is of course some sexual activity.....sounds like a deal?

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls

Gotta love The Beastie Boys

 

[blooflame]

Well,

if you can work out the terms with Mrs. Bloo, a rental might be available <grin>

 

[Diablogrl]

I hear you Silver...my ex is throwing a Labor Day party and I'm actually thinking of going just in case there's a chance of some post-breakup hooking up.

Oh...I have no life.

 

[red_rose]

I've got some jars that need opening.

 

[Silverluna]

ok i was kidding...i really need him for sex....

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: I need a man

I just want him for sex though.

 

[Silverluna]

willing women!!! where else will you find them?

 

[Jonnyray]

Someone to clean my drains, do some house painting...you know all the icky stuff I hate to do....oh and the salary is of course some sexual activity.....sounds like a deal?

I just want him for sex though.

Shocking , Just shocking.....

 

[Violette]

One Question...

If you want a man who's good at working on your house, does that mean he'll be just as good working on you?

Some guys can only do ONE thing at a time, you know!

 

[Silverluna]

over time!!!

 

[princessa]

chocolate.

some women actually say it's better than a man.

although not me. men don't make you gain weight.

 

[Sandia]

I've got some jars that need opening.

I'm a great jar-opener.

 

[ChefChip]

I can do all kinds of stuff, if your patient and willing to let me

 

[Coralee]

Someone to clean my drains, do some house painting...you know all the icky stuff I hate to do....oh and the salary is of course some sexual activity.....sounds like a deal?

OK I thought this would be a "I need some male attention rant" but I guess I was wrong. I can already do all the icky stuff for myself I just need some personal "servicing"

 

[deliciously_naughty]

grin...this thread deserves a *bump* to the top of the page.

I need a man just in case I see a bug...ick...

and the sex of course

 

[JazzManJim]

I have home repair books.

I have a stocked toolbox that gets used.

I put backtogether a wooden futon frame just a couple of weeks ago that fell apart (shoody crap-assed construction! It's better now. It won't do that again).

I can set the time on a VCR without instructions and do all the cabling for an entertainment center.

Bugs fear my might, and my shoes.

I'm a veteran woodwind player. Draw your own conclusions.

I've nothing but time on my hands pretty much every evening this week.

 

[Carl East]

I want a romantic lover, but that's not going to happen either. I so wish this place spilled out into the real world, but it's all just out of reach, oh well best of luck to ya.



Carl

 

[JazzManJim]

Hey Carl.

You know, I was just thinking that you'd be doubly handy in this thread, given your last av.

With the judicious use of a little chewing gum and a good porn video, you could put lightbulbs into ceiling fixtures from the couch.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I need a man..

to fill in the hours when honey's at work.. and the hours when he's at home when he just doesn't seem to want to touch me.

*sigh* That seems to happen more and more lately.

Hell, maybe I need a woman.

 

[Carl East]

Hey Carl.


With the judicious use of a little chewing gum and a good porn video, you could put lightbulbs into ceiling fixtures from the couch.

Okay Jim, you've been staring at my other av for too long, it's time to get out mate.

How's it going anyway?

Carl

 

[TWB]

Someone to clean my drains, do some house painting...you know all the icky stuff I hate to do....oh and the salary is of course some sexual activity.....sounds like a deal?

Not if that is you in your av. Or your other av.

You are a scary person.

 

[Silverluna]

still needing that man

to wash my car....mow the grass...and give me a nice massage...lol