Jim_Henson
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I'm eating beetroot out of a tupperware container at 10 am cause I cant be fucked cooking tea.
Somebody help me
Somebody help me
I need a maid
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Weird Harold
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Jim_Henson said:
One cup of water with teabag in the microwave for one minute = Tea in no time at all.
Beebeeblue
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You got some serious issues.
Jim_Henson
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I dont need an out fit, just someone who can cook and clean.
Maybe fuck on the side.
Oh and answer the door at 3 am to idiots.
Maybe fuck on the side.
Oh and answer the door at 3 am to idiots.
Jim_Henson
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Well I guess I have already impregnated you...
Beebeeblue
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Jim_Henson said:
You bastard! OUt impregnating other women whilst I raise this one alone??? How dare you?
Jim_Henson
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What can I say, everyone wants a piece of felt.
alexandraaah
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Yes, you do.
Beebeeblue
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Youre just upset because I couldnt give you a son.
You just want a boy-felt heir.
You just want a boy-felt heir.
Jim_Henson
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Draaah, you just want to know someone is force feeding me.
Beebeeblue
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May your future son be gonzo like.
Beebeeblue
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Isnt he beautiful?
